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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (8/9/23)

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OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • The Young Bucks w/ Brandon Cutler VS The Hardy Boyz w/ Ethan Page & Isiah Kassidy; The Bucks win.
  • FTW Championship FTW Rules: Jack Perry VS Rob Van Dam; Jack wins and retains the title.
  • The Lucha Brothers w/ Alex Abrahantes VS Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli; Moxley & Claudio win.
  • AEW Women’s World Championship: Hikaru Shida VS Anna Jay; Shida wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

The Jericho Appreciation Society is already in the ring.

Well, Matthew Menard, Angelo Parker, Anna Jay, Tay Melo, Sammy Guevara, Daniel Garcia & Jake Hager are, anyway. And Daddy Magic has the mic first to say “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Jericho Appreciation Society Mandatory Meeting. Allow me to introduce to you at this time, our leader… Chris Jericho.” Fans cheer as The Ocho makes his entrance, and they sing along with Judas. Jericho goes to the ring, gets a mic, and joins the JAS. Fans finish the song, and Jericho says “Good one, guys. You come to the ring without me and don’t even tell me. That’s fine.

“But I understand there’s some unrest here. That’s why I wanted to come to the ring not as Chris Jericho the rockstar or Chris Jericho the Demo God. I came down here as your friend. Because I know we’ve had a lot of problems, and I know-” Danny speaks up and tells Jericho to stop talking so he can listen to them for once. Danny thought he was ready to stand here and have a civil conversation with Jericho, until he saw him again for the first time since last week, after taking a baseball bat to the back of the head and Jericho took advantage. Fans boo that, that was only just last week.

Danny wants Jericho to know that he has sacrificed so much for Jericho. He changed himself to the very fabric of his being for Jericho! He turned his back on his friends and his heroes, for Jericho! Danny chose Jericho every single time, so why does Jericho never choose them!? Fans cheer that, and Danny adds that because Jericho isn’t choosing Danny, Danny can’t do this anymore. Danny drops the mic, dances on Jericho, and storms off! Menard wants Danny to stay but nope, Danny even throws off his shirt as he returns to the back.

Hager says he isn’t surprised. And Jericho’s known Hager longer than anyone else here. They were stepping, not caring where their feet land, and truth be told, that has made Hager a lot of money. But if they have to cut ties tonight, that’s okay. Because everyone knows they have a lot of options. Everyone knows that Hager liked that hat. Fans cheer, and Hager says that he wants everyone to know, he no longer appreciates Jericho. Hager storms off now and Jericho wants to keep this under control. They all have to admit that their careers are much bigger and better off since joining him, right?

Anna, Tay, c’mon! He is so proud of what they’ve done! Anna has a title shot tonight, she could be THE AEW Women’s World Champion! And Tay, she has become a bigger star than if she wasn’t here, and he is very proud of that fact. Tay says, “Honestly, honestly, I used to be so proud of being in a group with you, Chris. But not no more. Right now, I feel… sick. And I’m not even talking about the baby. It seems like you cannot make a decision, so I will. You know what? I will go have this baby, come back next year to be a champion, without you or your damn help, because I QUIT!” Fans cheer as Tay hands the mic to Anna.

Anna says that maybe Jericho has helped them all out a little. But he has helped himself out more than anyone else here! Tonight is about anna, she is being selfish tonight. And she has learned from the best on that! Tonight is about winning the AEW Women’s World Championship! And it’s NOT about appreciating Jericho. She drops the mic and the ladies head out. Parker takes up a mic and says they should settle down. He sees the sad puppy dog look on Jericho, and here’s the thing. Parker can only speak for himself and no one else. He doesn’t wanna be doing this right now. He LOVES being a sports entertainer! He loves asking the fans if he’s having one hell of a hair day!

Chris, when you asked Parker to join the JAS, he wore that as a badge of honor and did everything he could to make you proud. He has given his identity, his trust, and hell, he gave Jericho his blood when he was upside-down in a double cage bleeding out for a fight Jericho picked. Parker has fought alongside Jericho with pride, given everything he can, but Chris… what have you given Parker? Parker doesn’t wanna do this, but Jericho has given him no choice. He has nothing left to give. Parker sets the mic down and also steps out of the ring.

Menard says, “This guy right here was my childhood hero. When I was 15 years old, with my first paycheck from my first job, I bought a Chris Jericho T-Shirt. When my wife was eight months pregnant, and I had no job, this man heard my story. He invited me into his home. He helped bring me to AEW, and you took me under your wing. The last 18 months have been nothing but a dream for me.” Fans cheer that as Menard gets emotional. “But it’s never sat right with me why guys I came up with, guys like Eddie Kingston, guys like Kevin Steen, they HATE YOUR GUTS! And now I’m starting to understand why.”

Menard drops the mic, and he leaves. Sammy takes his turn and fans cheer him on. Jericho says okay then, is he gonna- Sammy SLAPS the mic outta Jericho’s hand! Sammy wants Jericho to listen. Sammy has had Jericho’s back from the beginning. Even when everyone said he shouldn’t, Sammy did. Sammy went from challenging for the world title, to fighting another one of Jericho’s battles. He’s putting Sting through tables not because he wants to, but because of Jericho. Because Sammy is loyal. So no, he’s not gonna walk out on Jericho. Sammy did all those things because he is Jericho’s friend, and because he thought Jericho would do those things for Sammy.

“But maybe, maybe I was wrong. Seems like you have a lot of stuff to work out, man. And I hope you do. And if you do, maybe I’ll be here.” Sammy drops the mic and takes his leave. Jericho is now all alone in the ring. Will this keep Jericho from joining Don Callis’ family? Or will this be exactly why he chooses Don Callis’ family?

 

Backstage interview with Chris Jericho.

Renee Paquette finds Jericho and brings up the “crumbling” of the JAS, but then wouldn’t you know, Don Callis walks over. Don says that was just… Well, he’s sorry. If he played any role in this, he is truly sorry. Jericho says it is fine, it happened. Jericho has made up his mind, he has come to a decision on if he’s joining Callis’ family, and he’ll let him know next week. That seems to answer Renee’s question as well, but what IS Jericho’s decision?

 

The Young Bucks w/ Brandon Cutler VS The Hardy Boyz w/ Ethan Page & Isiah Kassidy!

Matt & Nick Jackson and the rest of The Elite are sticking around here, so that means they want back in the title hunt! But same goes for Matt & Jeff! This is about more than just a win-loss record, who proves they are the best brother tag team of all time?

The teams sort out and Matt Jackson starts with Jeff. They circle as fans rally up, and the two tie up. They break, shake it off, and go again. Matt wrenches an arm, wristlocks, but Jeff wrenches back to then CLUB Matt’s arm. Matt rolls, kips, steps over, and then arm-drags! Jeff gets up, gets under a haymaker and atomic drops! Then he snapmares Matt to NECK SNAPPER! Fans rally and duel, Jeff wrenches and tags in Brother Matty! The Hardys double whip, DOUBLE ELBOW, then FIST DROP SENTON COMBO! Nick storms in but into kicks! The Hardys then DOUBLE GOURD BUSTER Nick onto Matt!

Matt Hardy clotheslines Nick out, then he and Jeff drag Matt Jackson around, to double pump handle, and deadlift DOUBLE WHEELBARROW SUPLEX! Matt Hardy covers Matt Jackson, TWO! Jackson goes to ropes but Hardy starts bumping him off buckles! “DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!” Fans fire up as Hardy gets all three levels! Jackson flounders, Hardy YANKS him up to a POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO! Tag to Jeff, and Matt Hardy backslides Matt Jackson so Jeff can add the leg trap! Cover, Nick breaks it! Matt Hardy throws Nick out, Jeff Hardy keeps on Matt Jackson. Cutler is there with cold spray but Matt endures the chinlock.

Matt fights up, Jeff CLUBS him, then tags in Brother Matt. The Hardys double whip Matt to a corner, then set up for POETRY IN- GAMANGIRI from Nick! Nick then HOTSHOTS Matt Hardy, and Matt Jackson hurries! Tag to Nick and he LARIATS Matt and DROPKICKS Jeff! Nick then goes up and out to PENALTY KICK from the apron! Nick RAMS into Matt, slingshots and “SUCK IT!” FACEBUSTER! Cartwheel and MOONSAULT onto Jeff! Fans fire up as the Bucks coordinate, RISKY BUSINESS! Fans fire up again as Hardy Party regroups outside. Kassidy coaches them up, but Matt Jackson fakes them out!

Matt Jackson holds the ropes down, Nick FLIES out onto the Hardy Boyz! Fans fire up, Nick puts Matt Hardy in, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Nick stomps Matt down, gets the fans to get louder, and he CLUBS Matt to the corner. Nick stomps a mudhole in, tags Matt Jackson, and then tags back in. Matt trips Matt, to CATAPULT him into Nick’s FOREARM! Then Nick springboards, DOUBLE STOMPS onto Matt’s knees! Nick tags back to Matt, and the Bucks drag Hardy up. They bring him around, double whip him to a corner, and then Matt sends Nick in, only for Nick to be put on the apron. Matt runs in, Hardy dodges, and Nick’s GAMANGIRI gets Matt! Hardy DECKS Nick, hoists Matt up, but Nick tags back in! Nick aims, Hardy lets Matt off the crucifix to block the superkick!

Hardy sends Nick’s foot into Matt! Then he rolls Nick up, TWO! Nick escapes, but Hardy kicks him, only for Nick to resist the Twist! So Hardy hits a DDT instead! The fans rally up, but Matt Jackson YANKS Jeff away from Matt Hardy! No hot tags here! Nick storms up on Hardy, drags him back, and tags in Matt. Jackson drags Hardy up to a facelock, fans rally, and Jackson grinds Hardy down. Hardy endures, fights up, and throws body shots. Jackson ELBOWS Hardy on the neck, whips, but Hardy CLUBS Jackson! TWIST OF- NO, Jackson slips free, but then Hardy blocks the superkick! DOUBLE LARIATS take both Matts down!

Dynamite returns to single picture as the fans rally back up. Both Matts rise, and Jackson throws a haymaker! Hardy gives it back, they brawl as they stand back up! Fans fire up for “MATT! MATT! MATT!” DOUBLE LARIATS collide again but they both stay up! DOUBLE LARIATS again, and then again- NO, Hardy catches Jackson for a SIDE EFFECT! Both Matts crawl, hot tags to Jeff and Nick! Jeff dropkicks Nick’s legs out, throws elbows and haymakers, then CLOBBERS Nick! Atomic drop, trip, and LEG SPLITTER LEG DROP! Then basement dropkick! And elbow drop! Cover, Matt Jackson breaks it!

Fans rally up, the Bucks regroup, and Matt runs in. Jeff BOOTS him away! Nick runs in, Jeff ROCKS him with a haymaker! Jeff then goes up the corner, WHISPER IN THE WIND! He gets both Bucks! Cover on Nick, TWO! Fans rally up and Jeff throws off the shirt! Jeff kicks, but Nick slips out of the Twist to SUPERKICK! Matt Hardy runs in, he kicks Nick, but Matt Jackson SUPERKICKS him down! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for Jeff! Then 3D!! Not quite a shot back at FTR but close enough! Cover, TWO!! Jeff survives a move from some old rivals of the Hardys, but now the Bucks shout out Uncle Dave!

The Bucks coordinate with Nick on the apron, but Matt Hardy intercepts the springboard! Jeff turns things around on Matt Jackson, DOUBLE TWISTS OF FATE!! Jeff then hurries up top with Nick in the drop zone! SWANTON BOMB!! Cover, MATT JACKSON BREAKS IT! Matt Hardy CLUBS Matt Jackson, TOSSES him, then goes back to the corner. Jeff hurries and tags Matt in, and the Hardys go back for Nick. “DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!” TWIST OF FATE, to another TWIST OF FATE! But Matt Jackson SUPERKICKS Matt Hardy! Jeff blocks a superkick, but Matt denies the Twist! Jeff ROCKS Matt, goes up, but Matt SUPERKICKS the legs out!

Jeff falls down to the mat, no more Whispers! Matt Hardy kicks Matt Jackson, but the Twist is turned into a backslide! And that is turned into the B T E TRIGGER!!! Cover, The Bucks win!!

Winner: The Young Bucks, by pinfall

That was a sudden 180 at the end there, but the Bucks pull off the victory! And in the end, they still show respect to Matt & Jeff. They shake hands and hug it out, but now The Bucks have to think about FTR and their All In challenge. The Bucks get mics, and Nick says, “F! T! R!!” WAIT! Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood are here! Fans fire up as the AEW World Tag Team Champions head down to the ring, and they stand face to face with The Bucks. Nick & Matt look at the belts, fans fire up as they all seem to nod and agree. Fans chant “This is Awesome!” and “All In!” Nick says “ALL, IN!”

FTR hold up their belts, the match is made! FTR VS Bucks, round 3, who will truly be THE top tag team in AEW?

 

BREAKING NEWS for All In!

Tonight, a tournament of sorts will begin, and by the end of it, we will have THREE contenders so that there will be a FATAL 4 WAY match for the AEW Women’s World Championship! Toni Storm is using her Automatic Rematch Clause, she gets a first-round by RIGHT into the title match! That’s one, and the champion herself will be the other! Will it be Hikaru Shida or Anna Jay that gets to go All In? As for the other two spots, this week on Rampage, Saraya returns to action as she takes on Skye Blue! And then next week on Dynamite, Britt Baker takes on the returning Bunny! Who will be our Wembley Stadium femme fatale 4?

 

Time for another bro session with Adam Cole & MJF!

Cole is excited for this special night. They’re celebrating the fact that they will be the main event at All In London, Wembley FREAKIN’ Stadium! MJF walks over and they high five. MJF is gonna guess what this “evening of debauchery” is gonna be. Cole said to wear shorts so MJF is thinking… Skinny dippin’ with some ring rats, baybay! HAHAHA! Cole says no. Not at all. It’s much better. Oh, okay! MJF is ready! Yeah, baby, TRAMPOLINE PARK! Dude, what the-

But anyway, they get in and Cole is loving the air he can get. Isn’t this awesome, dude? Yeah, sure… Bro, Max, they got everything here! Video games, a ball pit, dodgeball! Whoa, dodgeball? Yeah, man! MJF might have fun here after all. MJF heads out but Cole keeps wanting to show his mad air. MJF gets a dodgeball and grumbles how they could’ve gone to a bar with a bunch a hot chicks, but no, let’s play with kids at a trampoline park. Okay, then, wanna play? LET’S PLAY! And with dramatic music and slow motion, MJF just whizzes these balls into 8-year-olds! One kid wasn’t even playing!

MJF says the world champ is pitching a perfect game. Cole tells MJF to stop, he can’t do this! Bro, it’s just dodgeball. No, that’s not dodgeball! Stop! Sorry, that’s on Max. A little girl walks over and asks why two grown men are in a trampoline park. Nerds. Cole keeps MJF from throwing the ball at her. Cole kindly tells the little girl that you shouldn’t talk like that to people. She flips them off!? Fine. Game on. MJF swings and BOOM!

 

The Blackpool Combat Club speaks.

Jon Moxley says wherever the Best Friends are tonight, he sincerely hopes they learned their lesson. Just like eagles don’t hunt flies, the Best Friends aren’t worthy of being in the same ring as the BCC, let alone in a parking lot fight. Moxley hops Sue got those flowers they sent for Trent. And tonight, the Lucha Brothers, Penta y Fenix, have challenged Moxley & Claudio to a tag team match, thinking they can win. Moxley & The BCC never “think” they can win. They know they can, and they expect to win! They specialize in picking the bones of their kills and leaving no doubt. Just ask The Bastard!

Claudio says yeah, Pac. How is it being stuck at home again? Did he really think he could walk back in here after six months, stab the BCC in the back, and think nothing was gonna happen? They told Pac that he would pay, and Claudio made damn sure he did! Yuta says that this new injury is gonna keep Pac out for about a year. That’s gotta sting. That’s a big deal. Yeah, it sucks. But Death Triangle, cool name. The BCC doesn’t fear death! Death fears the BCC! But when they’re up against a duo that has zero fear, will the BCC hope to survive?

 

FTW Championship FTW Rules: Jack Perry VS Rob Van Dam!

No, your eyes are not fooling you. After calling out Jerry Lynn and insulting all of ECW, and that got the attention of this One of a Kind legend! Anything Goes, Falls Count Anywhere, will “Hollywood” Jack Perry make it home with this title? Or will RVD smoke Jack and take this title to new heights?

The introductions are made, and Jack sucker punches RVD! Fans boo, the bell rings, and Jack stomps away at the ropes! Jack flips off the fans booing, and then Jack whips. RVD reverses, Jack KICKS back, but then RVD dodges his haymaker! Jack dodges a haymaker, but RVD body scissor rolls him up! TWO!! Jack escapes and RVD dares him to do something. Jack says okay, everyone calm down. Jack offers a handshake? Fans chant for “RVD! RVD!” RVD slaps the hand away, he doesn’t trust Jack. RVD then blocks Jack’s kick, spins him and ROUNDHOUSES him down! Fans fire up as RVD RAMS into Jack at the corner!

RVD runs up to HEEL KICK! Jack flops down and fans fire up as RVD calls his shot! But Jack bails out and fans boo. RVD shrugs, but Jack slides back in! Only for RVD to chase him off! Fans boo but RVD pursues, only for Jack to rake the eyes! Jack brings RVD over to SMACK him off steel steps! RVD staggers around, Jack pursues, and Jack brings RVD around. RVD blocks the suplex, throws body shots, and then hangs Jack out to dry on the railing! Fans fire up as RVD throws hands and a kick! RVD then goes to the apron, “ROB! VAN! DAM!” SPINNING FLYING LEG DROP!! Both men are down and fans lose their minds while Dynamite goes picture in picture!

RVD stands up and soaks up the cheers. The fans join in for another “ROB! VAN! DAM!” RVD high-fives the front row, goes back for Jack, but Jack RAMS him into the apron! And then RAMS him into the railing! Jack goes looking under the ring, and he brings out a TABLE! Fans are torn, they like tables but hate Jack. Jack sets the table up, goes back to RVD and throws hands. Jack scoops, RVD sips off and spins Jack around to knee low! Jack staggers, RVD POSTS him! RVD puts Jack back in the ring, goes around the way, and he looks under the ring. RVD brings out a chair! Fans know what RVD is capable of with that!

RVD puts that chair in, and then another, and then another, and another! Jack gets clipped by one on the leg! RVD high-fives more fans, slides back into the ring, but Jack JAMS RVD with a chair! And SMACKS him with it! Jack wedges that chair in the corner, then whips. RVD reverses, Jack stops himself and Jack elbows RVD away! Cover, TWO! Jack steps on RVD and scrapes his sole off RVD’s face! Jack stomps RVD and mocks the “ROB! VAN! DAM!” Jack then says he’s gonna hit “it!” Dynamite returns to single picture as Jack runs, ROLLING THUNDER! But he FLOPS as RVD moves!

Fans fire up and RVD kicks! Jack ducks, trips RVD, but RVD avoid the elbow drop to SOMERSAULT SENTON, but he misses as Jack moves! Jack kicks low, brings RVD around, but RVD stops himself and ROUNDHOUSES Jack away! Jack goes to another corner and fans fire up for RVD. RVD runs in, to MONKEY FLIP! Jack goes flying, and RVD gets a chair! Fans fire up as RVD brings that chair with him, SKATEBOARD DROPKICK! Fans are all fired up as RVD then pushes a chair down onto Jack. RVD runs, to FULL METAL ROLLING THUNDER!! Jack writhes and fans fire up as RVD covers, TWO!!

Jack survives but RVD has him in a drop zone. RVD puts the chair back on Jack, then goes up, SPLIT LEG MOONSAULT FLOPS as Jack moves! Jack has a chair now, RVD ducks the swing, but Jack ducks RVD’s heel kick! Jack CHUCKS the chair, RVD ducks, and the REF takes the shot!! The chair ends up in the ropes, too. Jack kicks, RVD blocks, step-over WHEEL KICK! RVD goes up top now, but Jack hurries to trip him up! Fans boo but Jack climbs up after RVD. RVD throws body shots! Jack claws the eyes! But RVD CLUBS the legs, and he SHOVES Jack off! Jack falls through the table!!!

Fans lose their minds again as RVD hops down to go fetch Jack. RVD puts Jack in the ring, climbs up, and fans fire up! FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!! But the cover doesn’t matter, the ref is still down! The fans count it, RVD would’ve won twice over! WAIT! Aubrey Edwards comes in! She counts, TWO!!! Jack survives after having about 10 counts to rest! RVD argues with Aubrey and she apologizes for not running out here sooner. But then Jack LOW BLOWS RVD! And RAMS him into the corner chair!! Roll-up, with trunks! JACK WINS!

Winner: Jack Perry, by pinfall (still FTW Champion)

Fans boo, but we can’t say he cheated. FTW Rules means no disqualifications, but all of that was still underhanded and dirty! Will anyone ever deflate Jack’s ever growing ego?

 

Backstage interview with the Lucha Brothers.

Renee Paquette is with Penta, Fenix y Alex Abrahantes and brings up the challenge issued to the winners of last Friday Night Rampage’s Parking Lot Brawl. We know now it is the BCC, but she can’t help but feel that that was the outcome they were hoping for given what has happened between their two factions. Alex says yeah. See this symbol on his jacket? This isn’t just about the team, Death Triangle, but about brotherhood. Every time the Lucha Brothers go out there, they fight in the spirit of competition. But the BCC fight just to maim and hurt people, like they did to Pac.

Fenix tells the BCC that after what they did to Pac, now they will be the “Blackpool Coward Club.” Penta adds that tonight, they show the BCC why they are the best tag team in the universe! Because they have CERO! MIEDO! Will Penta y Fenix do tenfold unto the BCC what the BCC has done to everyone else?

 

MJF & Adam Cole head to the ring!

The AEW World Champion and his best friend are here, having finished up with dodgeball, and they get the mics. MJF has the music cut, and he says, “Majestic Midwest, the Devil has arrived!” Now he wants to say one thing: apparently there is footage going around of MJF saying the Midwest is Mid? We can all agree that that footage is heavily edited and very fake. As a matter of fact, may God strike MJF down right where he stands if what he is saying is not the truth, as he says that his favorite place in the USA… is THE MIDWEST! MJF cringes, but no, he survives. YAAAAY~!

MJF tells Cole to talk to ’em! “Who’s ready for Storytime with Adam Cole, BAYBAY?” Fans cheer because they’re all ready! Cole knows he and MJF will be wrestling for MJF’s title at All In, which Cole will beat him for by the way… Whoa, whoa, whoa now. MJF gets it now. They’re in the main event of All In, Cole wants a promo battle! No, that’s not- OKAY THEN! Fans fire up and MJF tells Cole, “You are so skinny and ghostly pale white, that if this were the 80’s, Hogan would’ve snorted you!” Um, Max, okay, chill. MJF says “Look at me! Look at me! I’m Adam ‘My Brain Can’t Work So I Can’t Cope’ Cole!”

Cole wants MJF to slow down and listen, but MJF calls him a “noodle armed, bobble headed son of a-” “MAX, STOP! That’s not what I wanted to do! I don’t wanna do a promo battle!” Oh. Oops. That’s MJF’s bad. Sorry, sorry, totally misread the situation. Cole wants MJF to hear him out on this. They are gonna make history in Wembley Stadium for that AEW World Championship, but as far as Cole is concerned, they can go all in on that! Because Cole is pretty sure everyone here love them as a tag team, right? “YES!” And he is pretty sure the fans would all love them having tag team championships, too, right? “YES!”

So then as hard as it was to not win the AEW World Tag Team titles, Cole has had his eyes on another set of titles. And these titles mean just as much to Cole as the AEW ones. He is talking about… THE ROH WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS! Fans fire up for that! Truth be told, Cole owes his entire career to ROH. He would not be standing in this ring if not for ROH. And the wrestling that everyone here knows and loves, all that is thanks to a company like ROH! Fans cheer that, and Cole says he is a former and the only THREE-TIME ROH World Champion, former ROH World Television Champion, and a winner of Survival of the Fittest.

But the one title he never had was the ROH World Tag Team Championships. And when you look at the history of those who have held those belts, we’re talking the best of the best! Teams like: The Kings of Wrestling (Claudio Castagnoli & Chris Hero); reDRagon (Bobby Fish & Kyle O’Reilly); Mark & Jay Briscoe! Fans love all those names, and Cole says those teams set the bar on what tag team wrestling is all about, and it is time for #BetterThanYouBaybay shows how damn good they really are. So, AEW All In Wembley Stadium goes live on August 27th, but just before that, AEW has something called The Zero Hour.

So to cut to the chase, not only does Cole think they should challenge for the ROH World Tag Team Championships, but dammit, they should BECOME the ROH World Tag Team Champions! MJF says that’s great and all, but uh, MJF is to wrestle not once but twice in one night? What is he, a pervert? Fans chant for “PERVERT! PERVERT!” Listen, listen, listen, hear MJF out. Normally, if people tried to convince him to even wrestle once a year, he tries to stab them in the face with a soldering iron. However, Cole is MJF’s brochacho for life, and luckily for him, MJF is a “sucker for a cheap pop.”

So COLUMBUS, OHIO…! Cheap pop attained… Who wants to see MJF & Adam Cole become the NEW A- Kidding. ROH World Tag Team Champions?! Ohio wants to see it! In that case, screw it! Then by the powers vested in MJF, as not just a scumbag but YOUR scumbag, Aussie Open… Zero Hour, Wembley, we are challenging YOU to a match for the ROH World Tag Team titles. And do you wanna know why? Because we’re better than you, BAYBAY! Fans are all fired up, but here comes Roderick Strong! He’s shouting for Adam, and he cannot believe this! He can’t believe Adam wants to win those tag titles with MJF, and not with an ROH legend and your REAL best friend, RODDY STRONG!

MJF has everyone hold on. “Listen up, Roddy ‘The Simp’ Strong, I’m getting real tired of your weirdo, jealous ex-girlfriend vibes. So here’s what I want you to do. I want you to do whatever all you weird generic White people normally do in this situation. I want you to get in your car, I want you to go home, I want you to run up the stairs, I want you to slam the door to your room, I want you to jump into your bed, I want you to cry into your Hello Kitty pillow, I want you to put your headphones on, I want you to listen to some Taylor Swift, and I want you to shake it off, you bland b*tch!”

Fans fire up and Strong is pacing. Strong is NOT a bland b*tch! MJF has the fans on his side but Cole is stuck in the middle. Strong asks Cole, “You’re seriously just gonna stand there and let him talk to me like that?” Cole sighs and Strong says nevermind, The Kingdom was RIGHT! Cole was never really Strong’s friend. Cole says that’s not true, but Strong turns around and The Kingdom is there! Matt Taven & Mike Bennett hug it out with Strong and MJF is sarcastic as he says that’s too bad. But good riddance! MJF asks Cole, “Can you believe that guy, dude?” But then Cole shoves MJF and asks MJF what is his problem!

Cole says he is MJF’s friend AND Strong’s friend! Do you understand? Cole jabs his finger into MJF’s chest, and MJF doesn’t like that. Cole cools off, apologizes, and fans want them to hug it out. Cole just wants MJF to understand there’s history here. MJF says okay, and they hug. Fans cheer, and MJF says it is fine, Cole can check on his boy. Cole hurries off to find Strong, and MJF keeps the fans cheering. Will MJF & Cole make All In historic from start to finish with this Zero Hour challenge? How is Cole’s past going to factor into it?

 

The Lucha Brothers w/ Alex Abrahantes VS Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli!

We’ve heard everyone speak their minds on this match, and now it is time to back up those words with actions! Unlike the Triple Threat Tag, the Triple Threat Anything Goes and the Parking Lot Brawl, there are actual restrictions on this match! But will that not stop these two teams from drawing blood? Who will be left standing after this one?

Dynamite is picture in picture as The BCC finish their entrance from the crowd. Then Dynamite is single picture again as the Lucha Brothers make their entrance. But they creep in from the crowd side, too! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for Claudio & Moxley! “CERO! MIEDO!” The Lucha Brothers DOUBLE TOPE! Direct hit and they put Claudio int he ring! The bell rings, Claudio knees low and whips, but Penta reverses to then GAMANGIRI in the corner! Feed to Fenix’s somersault CUTTER! Penta goes up, and DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS! Cover, TWO!! Claudio survives but then Fenix DIVES to take out Moxley!

Fans fire up as Penta stalks Claudio. Claudio swings but into the half nelson and pump handle, for MADE IN JAPAN! Cover, TWO!! Claudio survives again and fans fire up with the Lucha Brothers! Penta stalks Claudio as fans chant “CERO! MIEDO!” Claudio rises, Penta CHOPS him! Moxley has a bloody scrape on his forehead, Penta kicks Claudio low and Fenix goes up! “CERO! MIEDO!” But Claudio powers out and shoves Penta! Fenix CROSSBODIES to take Claudio down, and then Penta SUPERKICKS! Fenix SUPERKICKS! They count “UNO! DOS! TRES!” but Claudio moves and the kicks collide!

Claudio UPPERCUTS Fenix, and LARIATS Penta! Fans rally up as all three are down, and Yuta directs Claudio to the corner. Hot tag to Moxley! Moxley clotheslines Penta in the corner, stomps a mudhole in, then digs his boots in! The ref counts, Moxley lets off and whips Penta. Penta reverses, Moxley bounces off buckles and LARIATS Penta! Fenix springs in, but into a kick! Moxley underhooks, but then he catches Penta to a facelock! DOUBLE DDTS! Fans fire up as Moxley drags Penta up, but Penta wrenches out to kick low! Moxley swings, Penta dodges, then SLINGBLADES! Claudio LARIATS Penta!

Fenix runs in, Tiger Feint Rewind, but Claudio ducks the kick to waistlock. They go to ropes, the ref reprimands, and Aubrey has to pull Claudio away! Yuta has the ROH World Championship! He CLOBBERS Fenix!! Fans boo but Claudio trophy lifts to throw Fenix into the CUTTER!! Cover, TWO!! Fenix survives but Yuta cheers the BCC on. Moxley gator rolls Fenix over to the corner, tags in Claudio, and the BCC mugs Fenix. Claudio stalks Fenix, Fenix kicks at him, but Claudio CLUBS him down! Claudio scoops and SLAMS Fenix, then runs to drop an elbow! Cover, TWO! Claudio keeps Fenix down with an armlock, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Fenix endures, kicks at Claudio then fights up, but Moxley tags in! Moxley kicks Fenix low, then suplexes high and hard! Cover, TWO! Moxley has the leg, and steps over for an STF! Fenix endures again, reaches out for his corner, but Moxley gets an arm to make this a straitjacket stretch! Moxley drags Fenix up, Fenix throws knees but Moxley ripcords out to knee him low! Then he whips him to the BCC corner for a clothesline! Tag to Claudio, and he runs in to clothesline! Fenix flops down and Claudio looms over him. Claudio clamps onto the armlock and taunts Penta, before turning it into SHANKLY GATES!

Fenix endures the top wristlock stretch and fights around. Fenix throws hands, CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS, but Claudio short arm LARIATS Fenix back down! Tag to Moxley, the BCC hauls Fenix up, HART ATTACK! Cover, TWO!! Fenix is still in this but Moxley has the legs! But Fenix claws at Moxley to fight the Cloverleaf! Fenix sits up, claws at the grip, claws at Moxley, but Moxley powers him into the TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! Fenix endures, reaches out, and Dynamite returns to single picture! Moxley drags Fenix back, and tags in Claudio! Moxley holds on until Claudio stomps Fenix down!

Claudio brings Fenix up, and Fenix SLAPS him! Claudio eggs Fenix on, so Fenix CHOPS! Claudio UPPERCUTS and Fenix falls! Claudio BOOTS Penta just because! Tag to Moxley, he goes up, and Claudio hoists Fenix up, SPIKE PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!?!? Fenix survives another iconic tag team move, but Moxley tags Claudio. Claudio Electric Chair Lifts, the BCC wants another legendary move! But Fenix drops back to avoid the lariat, no Doomsday Device here! Fenix then sits back up, victory rolls and STOMP 182! Fenix hurries, hot tag to Penta! Fans are thunderous as Penta rallies on the BCC!

Penta runs, victory rolls with Claudio, to SATELLITE DDT Moxley! Claudio whips, Penta goes up and over and BACKSTABBERS! Cover, TWO! Tag back to Fenix and he goes up, to FROG SPLASH FLOP as Claudio moves! Moxley runs in to BOOT Fenix down! Penta SUPERKICKS Mox! Claudio UPPERCUTS Penta! Fenix kips up to SUIPERKICK Claudio! Fenix falls on the cover, TWO into the GHOST PIN! TWO!! Claudio blocks Fenix’s superkick, UPPERCUTS him, but then Penta ENZIGURIS Claudio down! Moxley rolls in, CUTTER! Fenix kips up to SUPERKICK Moxley!! All four men are down and fans are thunderous!

“This is Awesome!” as the teams stir. A standing count starts, but reaches 5 of 10 before anyone stands. Penta and Fenix sit up together, Claudio heads their way. Fenix throws a forearm, Claudio gives it back! Fenix leans against Claudio, but sits up to CHOP! Claudio huffs and puffs, then ROCKS Fenix with a forearm! Fenix ROCKS Claudio! Claudio ROCKS Fenix! Fenix CHOPS! Claudio forearms! CHOP! Forearm! Repeat as they stand up! They speed up and the fans fire up as Fenix fires off CHOP after CHOP after CHOP! But Claudio blocks one to HEADBUTT in return! And short arm- NO, Fenix dodges, Tiger Feint Rewind HEEL KICK!!

Fans are thunderous again as Fenix and Claudio crawl, hot tag to Penta! Penta storms up to CLUB Claudio and then runs to go up a corner. Penta leaps, into an UPPERCUT! Hot tag to Moxley and he covers, TWO!! Penta survives the KO Uppercut and Moxley is fired up! Moxley dares Penta to hit him! Penta says okay, and he CHOPS! Moxley FOREARMS, Penta CHOPS, and these two pick up where the others left off! CHOP for CHOP now, and fans fire up with every one! The CHOPS just keep going and going, and then Penta fires up! Penta CHOPS, Moxley CHOPS, and they just hit another gear!

Penta says okay, and he CHOPS again! Moxley CHOPS! These are coming in overhand now, but then Penta KICKS! “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta runs, springboards, but into a BOOT! Moxley underhooks, Penta wrenches out and mule kicks! Then he reels Moxley in, and Fenix is up top! SPIKE PILEDRIVER of their own!! Cover, TWO!?! Moxley survives but Fenix goes back up! “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta resets, but YUTA gets on the apron to anchor Fenix’s foot! So Alex YANKS Yuta down! Fans fire up for the Hype Man but now he has Yuta on him! So Fenix adjusts, and he ARIHARA MOONSAULTS Yuta!

The ref is distracted and Moxley UNMASKS PENTA!!! Roll up, WITH TRUNKS! BCC wins!

Winners: Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli, by pinfall

The Blackpool COWARD Club is real! They couldn’t beat Penta & Fenix within the rules, so they broke some behind the ref’s back! And now they beat down on Penta and Fenix because they’re the BULLY Club, too! Moxley smothers Penta with a SLEEPER while Yuta rains down fists on Fenix! Claudio puts Penta’s mask on, then he beats down Fenix! Claudio mocks Cero Meido and flips everyone off. Moxley says they have ZERO RESPECT, and that’s the one honest thing they’ve done all week! But will anyone be able to stop these three from doing what they want when they want to whoever they want?

 

Backstage interview with Kenny Omega.

Alex Marvez catches up with Kenny on his way out, and he brings up the Bucks pulling off that big win over the Hardys. And now we know it is official, Bucks VS FTR for the AEW World Tag Team Championships at All In London. What are Omega’s plans? Kenny says FTR and the Bucks, those are four of the best wrestlers to ever do it, headed to the biggest stage in AEW’s history. Really, Omega hopes the Bucks win, but the fans are the real winners here. As for Omega, he has been told that next week, he is sitting down with Jim Ross in an interview to talk about his future, what’s going on with Don Callis & Takeshita, and more importantly, what Omega plans for All In. So look forward to that. See you later, Al. Aw, no scoop?

 

The Mogul Embassy is here.

Prince Nana, Brian Cage, Toa Liona & Bishop Kaun lead the way as Swerve Strickland and his new right hand man, AR Fox, make their way out. They all go to the ring, and Prince Nana gets the mic. First and foremost, shut the hecc up when he is talking, okay?! SHUT YOUR STINKIN’ FACE! But first and foremost, when the ENTIRE Mogul Embassy is in the ring, “you stupid fools should shut your faces up!” Swerve says they didn’t believe him when he said the Mogul Embassy was taking over, huh? That’s why last week, they had to prove a point and drive it home by going all the way to Seattle, visit the Buddy Wayne Academy in person, and putting the fear of God into Nick Wayne!

“And y’all think there’s gonna be some authority that’s gonna do something about it? NO! We own the authority! The Mogul Embassy is above the law. Especially in my city. In MY city, Seattle! They know whose house it is. Whose House?!” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Fox takes the mic tot ell Darby Allin, “Let’s not waste any time. Bring your ass out here!” The Embassy waits, and Darby makes his way out, a mic in his own hand! “Fox! Tell these people the whole story! Tell these people the whole story! I tried to call you, you would never answer! I lived with you and your demons. Don’t say I didn’t try! I tried to help you! I tried harder than anybody!”

Nana says no, don’t listen to Darby. Darby says there were days he didn’t know if Fox would survive. There was only ever one person that could save Fox, and that was Fox himself. So Darby had to go, he had to leave. And then what happened? Fox got to AEW all by himself! Darby didn’t even have to put the word in! So congratulations, AR Fox! Nana asks what the point of all this is. Darby says Fox is mad about Darby putting a word in for 16 year old Nick Wayne over Fox! Yeah, it is! Darby says he respects Fox. No matter what Fox does, Darby always credits Fox for changing his life. But it looks like Fox has new friends.

Fox needs to remember… Darby has some friends, too. Fans fire up and the lights go out! And when the lights come back up, IT’S STIIIIIING!! And he’s already hit Kaun in the leg with that baseball bat! And then he JAMS Liona, LOW BLOWS Cage, and Darby rushes in! Fox runs, Nana anchors Darby so he can’t pursue!! Darby kicks Nana away and Swerve is alone with the Icon! Sting JAMS Swerve! Fans howl for Sting as Swerve wants mercy. String smiles and points to the All In sign in the rafters! Swerve runs, the Embassy regroups as they retreat! The Relentless Icons are back together, will they tear down Swerve & Fox once and for all?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Rampage!

On top of Saraya VS Skye Blue, winner going on to All In, it is now going to be Darby Allin VS Brian Cage 1v1! Will Darby use The Machine as a tune-up for facing Swerve & Fox? Plus, the AEW International Championship is on the line as Orange Cassidy takes on Johnny TV! Will the Freshly Squeezed win streak be canceled by a new star?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

After the confrontation last Saturday, where Willow Nightingale stopped Mercedes Martinez and Diamante from beating Kris Statlander down, these four women will face off in a tag team match! Will the Babe with the Power help the Galaxy’s Greatest thwart the OG Badass and Cuban Diamond?

 

BREAKING NEWS for next week’s Dynamite!

In addition to Darby facing Brian Cage on Rampage, he and Nick Wayne will team up for the first time ever, to take on the Gates of Agony! Will the Relentless One and his protégé survive Toa Liona & Bishop Kaun so that Darby can continue on to London? Or will the Embassy close the gates on them?

 

AEW Women’s World Championship: Hikaru Shida VS Anna Jay w/ Matthew Menard & Angelo Parker!

The Shining Samurai just got this belt to become a TWO-TIME AEW Women’s World Champion, but she’s more than willing to defend it here! The Star of the Show is stepping away from the JAS, but will she be stepping into the spotlight? Or will Shida win here to keep her historic reign going?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who will be heading to Wembley Stadium!

The bell rings and the two circle. Fans fire up and Menard & Parker cheer Anna on. The two tie up, then break, then go again. They tie up, Shida throws Anna down, but Anna gets up in a huff. Shida waits on Anna and Anna steps up, to SLAP her! So Shida SLAPS back! Shida blocks a kick, Anna ducks the haymaker but Shida ducks one back. Anna ducks the enziguri and Oklahoma Rolls, TWO! Anna hurries but Shida slips away from the Queenslayer sleeper! Fans fire up as the two reset and tie up again. Shida powers Anna to a corner but Anna turns it around. Anna pulls hair, the ref counts, but Anna whips. Shida reverses and KNEES Anna down!

Shida storms up, whips Anna to a corner, then she runs in but Anna dodges. Anna runs back in, Shida dodges, and she hits another JUMP KNEE! Shida climbs up and fans fire up as she rains down fists! Shida gets all TEN, and fires up, but Anna slips out to CLUB her and shove her down! Menard & Parker talk trash, then Anna HEEL KICKS Shida to the floor! Anna doesn’t waste time, she goes out to get Shida back in. Cover, TWO! Anna keeps on Shida with a CHOKE as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Anna lets off as the ref counts, and she mocks the champ. Shida hits back but Anna throws Shida down! Anna kicks Shida but Shida hits back. Anna CLUBS Shida down, then drags her up to SMACK her off the mat! Anna taunts Shida, SMACKS her off the mat again, then mocks the fans rallying for Shida. Anna CHOKES Shida on the ropes! The ref counts, Anna lets off but Menard barks at Shida. Shida swipes at Menard but he gets away. Anna CLUBS Shida down, then drags her from the ropes to cover. TWO and Anna is annoyed. Anna pushes Shida but Shida grabs Anna’s hair! The ref reprimands but Anna throws body shots.

Anna looms over Shida, CLUBS her down, then smothers her into the mat. The ref reprimands, Anna lets off to bump Shida off buckles, Anna digs her boots in at the corner, but the ref counts. Anna lets off, to ROCK Shida with a right! Anna brings Shida around, bumps her off buckles, and then digs her knees into Shida’s back! The ref counts, Anna lets off, and Menard is again barking at Shida. Anna stands Shida up to ROCK her with another forearm! And then snapmare to a BLOCKBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Anna is annoyed but she drags Shida up just to pie face her around. Shida ROCKS Anna in return!

Shida fires off, Anna shoves Shida away, and then she taunts Shida as Dynamite returns to single picture. Shida fires off forearm after forearm on Anna! Fans fire up but Parker & Menard are panicking! Shida just CLUBS away on Anna, then snap suplexes her! Shida runs, SLIDING D!! Cover, TWO!! Menard almost falls over he’s that relieved. Shida drags Anna up, pushes her around, then scuffs her to the apron. Shida drags Anna up to bump her off buckles! Shida climbs up, brings Anna around, but Anna fights with body shots! Anna then DANGEROUS HOOK KICKS! Shida falls to the apron and Anna drags her up!

Anna suplexes, Shida fights it, and then ENZIGURIS! Anna falls back then flops to the floor, but Shida hurries to find a chair! Fans fire up and Shida sets that chair up. Menard tells Anna to get up but Shida runs, steps up, but Parker stands in the way! Fans boo as Shida is denied her flight. Shida argues with Parker, but Anna catches Shida to COMPLETE SHOT off the steps!! Anna puts Shida in and covers, TWO!! Shida survives and Anna is losing her cool! Anna stalks Shida, fans rally up, and Anna clamps on the QUEEN- NO, Shida slips free and kicks low! Suplex, but Anna slips out! QUEENSLAYER!!

Shida reaches out, but Anna drags her back! Anna wraps Shida up in the body scissors, but Shida keeps moving around! Shida shifts slightly, reaches out, and she gets the ROPEBREAK! Anna lets go, but then CLUBS Shida! And CLUBS her again! Anna wants the sleeper again and she hops on, BACKPACK QUEENSLAYER! But Shida goes up the corner!? BACKPACK SENTON!! Shida is free, and she hurries to get Anna up! FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO!! But Shida aims, KATANA!! Cover, Shida wins!!

Winner: Hikaru Shida, by pinfall (still AEW Women’s World Champion)

Shida says it herself, she’s coming to Wembley as the champion! Toni Storm will be joining her, but who else will go All In with the Shining Samurai?


My Thoughts:

A great Dynamite here, with a lot more set up for All In since time is running out. And I must say, a lot done with just four matches. Dynamite usually has five or more. The JAS opening promo was a good move, though, with every member saying their part and bailing on Jericho. But then Jericho telling Don that his decision still has to be formally announced next week makes me think that maybe, just maybe, this is all a swerve to trick Don into revealing more of his team for the JAS to take on. Otherwise, there isn’t really a feud for them to take to All In or All Out.

And speaking of Anna, great main event from her and Shida. For that matter, the women’s title as the main event again is a great surprise. I mean, it isn’t fixing the “one match a show” problem, but I guess you have to commend Tony Khan for making their one match feel important. And we also have a great Women’s Championship match ready to go for All In, because as I said on Collision last Saturday, if you’re not going to have multiple matches a show, at least get as many women on the show as possible. Of the other matches, it is a bit too obvious though that Saraya is going to beat Skye and Britt is going to beat Bunny. Saraya is two-fold because one, she’s from the UK, and because she and Storm can work together as Outcasts. But I would think Shida survives to keep this reign going.

Awesome tag team match from Bucks VS Hardys, but what else were they going to give us? Though, I do have to say, Jeff was just a half step behind all the team spots early in the match. I’ll chalk that up to ring rust, it’s not like they were doing a lot of standard tag matches even after his return. And then great face to face with the Bucks and FTR to basically make their match for All In official. Kenny also had a good promo to plug his interview promo next week, that should be some good stuff. I suppose if Jericho really does join Callis’ faction, the readymade feud is with Kenny, and maybe Kenny brings Ibushi in one more time so the Golden Lovers can go All In against Jericho and Takeshita.

Really good FTW Championship match from Jack and RVD, but of course Jack uses the underhanded tactics to win. And he gets away with it all because of the No Disqualification aspect. Kudos to the ref taking a flying chair, that looked nasty. Not sure if Hook will go for his rematch at All In or All Out, but that has to be coming up next. Great stuff from from BCC and Lucha Brothers, both in their promos and in their match. Snatching the mask was a fairly clever way to skirt the rules and win for the BCC, but that beatdown they gave has to be a sign this is continuing. If the rematch is in All In, I feel like Pac, though injured, could be a factor. It’d be a great way for the Death Triangle to stick it to the BCC.

Good promo segment from Mogul Embassy and Darby. I like that Darby exposed “the truth” about what really happened between him and Fox in the past, and it makes sense Fox had a biased version of things which Swerve preyed upon. But great return from Sting, and I just knew we were getting a match of Darby & Sting VS Swerve & Fox. That is going to be great stuff, as will all the tune-up matches Darby is in both on Rampage and next Dynamite. Darby will survive Cage, but maybe Nick Wayne takes the loss against the Gates of Agony, and then it could be anyone’s guess for All In.

And just awesome promo stuff from MJF, Cole and the rest. That bro session vignette was great stuff, and as soon as MJF was cool learning about dodgeball, I knew it was gonna turn into MJF just beaning small children. Great in-ring promo from them, too, with MJF not holding back on all the usual low hanging fruit stuff when he thought they were gonna promo on each other. I did not think Cole was going to suggest going for the ROH World Tag Team Championships, but at the same time, how could they pass up on having a match against Aussie Open?

A little surprised they are gonna make this happen on the Zero Hour when they also have their match in the main event, but given Roddy & The Kingdom showed up to add on to this, you gotta believe that Roddy & The Kingdom are going to be part of why Cole & MJF fall apart as a team. Cole & MJF lose, one of them gets mad at the other because of what happens with Roddy, Taven & Bennett, the turn happens and there is instant animosity for the main event title match.

My Score: 8.8/10

AEW Results

Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (4/16/26)

Spring Break Thru Night 2!

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OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • The Young Bucks VS The Rascalz; The Bucks win.
  • AEW World Trios Championship Eliminator: The Conglomeration VS The Lethal Twist; The Conglomeration wins and denies The Lethal Twist a title opportunity.
  • Kris Statlander & Hikaru Shida VS Big Anne & Danika Della Rouge; Kris & Shida win.
  • AEW Continental Championship Eliminator: Jon Moxley VS Nick Wayne; Moxley wins and denies Nick a title opportunity.
  • PAC VS Lio Rush; Pac wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Brody King, Mascara Dorada & Mistico VS Ricky Gibson, KC Riff & Colt Rivera; Brody, Dorada & Mistico win.
  • AEW Women’s World Championship: Thekla VS Alex Windsor; Thekla wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

Adam Copeland is here!

The fans fire up and sing along as The Rated R Superstar makes his entrance, complete with the pyro but also a black eye. Cope goes to the ring, he grabs a mic, and he tells Seattle, “If you couldn’t tell, Dynasty on Sunday didn’t necessarily go our way. Yes, my face got messed up, way to go, Einstein. I got glue in my forehead, staples in my forehead, I got a shiner. Let’s face it, FTR… They said what they were gonna do and they did it.” The fans boo but Cope says they got to Christian, too, that’s why he’s not here. Christian’s gotta get an MRI on his forearm to see if it’s broke. The fans also boo that.

Cope says FTR gave his wife a piledriver. They took Christian’s watch! And in Christian’s world, that’s actually worse! There are three things you don’t mess with when it comes to Christian: His watch, his wine, and his women. In that order. But FTR, on Dynamite, you came out and said that while you’re the champions, Cope & Cage will not get another title shot. The fans boo again, but Cope says he is cooking an idea on that so bear with him. But if FTR thinks that this is just about titles, that C&C are just gonna walk away cuz they didn’t win at Dynasty, they’ve watched C&C’s careers and think that these two are just gonna walk away?

Do you think that they’re just gonna tuck their tails and run? The fans say “NO!” Cope says that is NOT what they do! Christian was forced to retire for seven YEARS! He busted his ass and he got this back! The fans cheer that, and Cope says he was retired for NINE YEARS, told he can never do this again because if he fell over, he could die! But Cope is standing here, full o’ piss ‘n’ vinegar! C&C are like dogs on a bone, and they will END FTR and take their pound of flesh! The fans cheer, but then FTR makes their way out here. Cope is ready to fight, but where are they? FTR walks out on stage, and Stoke has the mic as he smiles at Cope.

But then RPG VICE rush Cope, just like last week! Cope is ready this time and he fights off Rocky & Trent, but now FTR joins in! The fans boo this 4v1 mugging with Stoke cheering them on! But wait! The Young Bucks rush out here! Matt & Nick Jackson rush the ring, and they dodge FTR to CLOBBER RPG Vice! Then DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for FTR! RPG Vice go after The Bucks, then send them at each other! The Bucks reverse to LARIAT Rocky, then they DOUBLE SUPERKICK Trent! Cope SPEARS Trent down and the fans fire up! Cope snarls as he stands back up, and he shakes hands with The Bucks as thanks for the help.

Cope & The Bucks stare FTR down as FTR retreats, but will The Bucks and C&C have to fight it out to go after those tag team championships?

 

Jack Perry speaks.

“At Dynasty, I got my first taste of what it’s like to defend this championship. And it’s exactly what I’ve been waiting for. But Don Callis, you only got close enough to get a sniff, because I beat your biggest, baddest and most dangerous, Mark Davis. But after what you just did to the Young Bucks, well, I wanna shove this up your big, stupid, spray-tanned nose. So why don’t you go ahead and pick your favorite goon out of the bunch and meet me next week in Portland so that I can add another notch to my belt as the National Champion.” Jungle Jack has thrown out the challenge, but who will be up to the task?

 

The Young Bucks VS The Rascalz!

Matt & Nick got a warm-up in with that brawl, but now it’s time to go to work. Will Spring Breakthru turn into a Superkick Party? Or will Zachary Wentz & Myron Reed light it up?

The teams sort out and Nick starts against Zach. The bell rings, Zach and Nick circle, shake hands, then rally the fans. Nick and Zach circle, tie up, and Nick wrenches an arm to a wristlock. Nick YANKS the arm, but Zach rolls, kips up, and flips back to arm-drag free! The fans cheer, Zach dodges Nick to hurdle over. Nick leaps over, then WHEEL KICKS! The fans cheer as Nick whips Zach, but Zach reverses. Matt sneaks the tag, Nick goes up and over to clinch, GUT BUSTER to BACKBERAKER NECKBREAKER! The fans cheer while Zach scrambles away and Myron tags in. Myron runs up, The Bucks dodge to double kick.

The Bucks double whip but Myron ducks the lariats. Matt switches with Myron and feeds to Nick for a waistlock. Myron BOOTS Matt, switches with Nick, but Nick switches back. Matt runs up, SUNSET GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans cheer while Myron flounders away. The Bucks go back for Myron, bring him up, and put him in the ropes. They mug Myron but Zach goes after The Bucks. Zach whips, Nick reverses, but Zach puts Nick on the apron. Matt runs up, LARIAT ENZIGIRI SANDWICH! Then a CATAPULT into the GAMANGIRI! Nick goes up, DOUBLE STOMP BACKBREAKER, and a somersault into the BACKSTABBER on Myron!

The fans fire up with The Bucks as they stand tall, and Matt brings Myron around. Tag to Nick, he CLUBS Myron, then The Bucks double whip. Myron ducks ‘n ‘dodges, shoves Matt into Nick, and then reaches for Zach! Nick reels Myron in and back suplexes, but Myron lands out. Matt is there to back suplex but Myron lands out. Myron slides under, UP KICKS Matt, and he avoids Nick’s senton! Myron crawls and hot tags Zach! The fans cheer as Zach rallies with forearms and elbows, then he CHOPS Nick! Zach whips, Nick reverses, but Zach turns hurdle into FLAPJACK and deadlift GERMAN SUPLEX! Zach fires off kicks on Matt, BUZZSAW and DOUBLE STOMPS!

The fans fire up again while The Bucks bail out. Zach & Myron build speed to DOUBLE DIVE! Now The Rascalz stand tall, and they just keep going! Myron is a step for Zach to hit a SUPER DIVE! Zach takes both Bucks down, but he puts Matt in. Myron picks Matt up, SLINGSHOT BACK SUPLEX! The Rascalz intercept Nick with kicks, then double whip him to ropes. DOUBLE HIP TOSS, but Nick lands out! Meeting of the minds, then Nick suplexes Myron. STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRE, and Zach catches Nick outta the air, SUPERKICK GERMAN SUPLEX COMBO! Bridging cover, TWO! Nick survives and the fans cheer while Collision goes picture in picture.

Zach clamps on a chinlock and grinds Nick down. Nick endures, fights up, but Zach RAMS him into the Rascalz’ corner. Zach stomps Nick down, tags Myron, and Myron stomps Nick down. The ref counts, Myron tags Zach, but Nick fires back with  hands! Nick ROCKS Zach, BLASTS Myron, then ROCKS Zach again! But Zach keeps Nick from Matt! Zach whips, Nick goes up and out to PENALTY KICK Myron! But Zach BLASTS Nick off the apron! Zach aims to TORNILLO PLANCHA! Down goes Nick and Zach fires up! Zach drags Nick up, puts him back in the ring, then clamps on with a chinlock. Nick endures again, and fires body shots.

Zach KNEES Nick low, whips him back to the Rascalz’ corner, then tags Myron. They put Nick in a neutral corner, then Zach runs up to SHINING WIZARD! Myron runs up to get a boost from Zach, slingshot and CODE BREAKER! Zach goes up to DUOBLE STOMP! Cover, but Matt breaks it! The ref reprimands but Matt backs off. Myron stands Nick up, CLUBS him to ropes, but Nick kicks in return. Myron ROCKS Nick, ROCKS him again, then tags Zach. Nick fights back again as Spring Breakthru returns to single picture. The Rascalz mug Nick, double whip, but Nick breaks that to knuckle lock and CHOP Zach!

Nick hurdles over Myron, goes up and up, “LUCHA LIBRE~!” FLYING RANA ARM-DRAG COMBO! The fans cheer while Nick and The Rascalz are all down! Nick crawls, reaches out, hot tag to Matt! Matt RAMS Zach, slingshots up and over, then whips Zach. Zach handsprings, but into a NORTHERN LIGHTS! Matt starts up the Polar Express! That’s two, then three! Myron springboards in, but Matt catches him! DOUBLE NORTHERN LIGHTS! The fans are thunderous as Matt huffs ‘n’ puffs. Matt drags Zach up, whips him to ropes, but Zach reverses. Matt slides out but Myron ducks, only for Matt to SUPERKICK in return!

Matt feints Zach to DDT! Matt kips up but Myron kicks low. Myron whips Matt to the corner but he goes up and over! Nick runs in, SHINING WIZARD, ENZIGIRI, FOREARM, and then a HIGH-FIVING DOUBLE BULLDOG! The fans fire up for The Bucks again as they go to the corners. The Bucks climb up, take aim, MACHO ELBOW SWANTON BOMB IN STEREO! Cover, TWO! Zach survives for The Rascalz and The Bucks are a bit surprised. Myron goes to a corner but Matt tags Nick. The Bucks each get a Rascal, whip, but The Rascalz reverse. The Bucks dosido and sunset flip, to then step through for STEREO SHARPSHOOTERS!

The fans cheer as The Bucks sit deep! Zach & Myron each reach out, fight forward, and Zach makes the ROPEBREAK! The Bucks let The Rascalz go, then regroup. Nick tags Matt, and Matt calls for it! SUPERKICKS to the legs! Then a SUPERKICK to Zach! Myron block s one to THRWO it at Matt! Myron then goes Matrix to dodge, kip up, and CUTTER! The fans fire up as Myron gets moving, but Matt SUPERKICKS him down! Zach dodges, handsprings, and JUMP KNEES! Then he runs up, jumps up, FLYING CUTTER! Myron runs to FLYING CUTTER Nick to the floor! The fans go nuts for that “Burnout!”

Zach is up top, SKY TWISTER on Matt! Tag to Myron, 450 SPLASH! Cover, NICK BREAKS IT! #NoCap, but the fans cheer on “A E DUB! A E DUB!” for making this match happen. Zach hauls Matt up the corner, torture racks him, and Myron climbs up, But Matt fights free, SHOVES Zach into Myron, and the fans hope these teams “FIGHT FOREVER!” But Collision has only just started, this match has to end somehow! Nick goes up after Myron for a SUPER DUPER STEEINER! Myron crash lands, The Bucks DOUBLE SUPERKICK Zach, and then a B T E TRIGGER! Cover, but Zach CLOBBERS Nick onto it!

The fans fire up as all four men are down again! Zach crawls back so he can tag in, and Zach ELBOWS Nick! Then he ELBOWS Matt! Zach goes up to SKY TWISTER, but he gets caught! Nick helps Matt pops Zach up, then he goes to the apron. Zach slips free and shoves Matt into Nick! O’Conner Roll, TWO! Zach LARIATS Nick up and out! Zach SUPERKICKS Matt, but then Nick dodges by MOONSAULTING onto Myron! Matt SUPERKICKS Zach, gut wrenches, and Nick goes up! MELTZER DRIVER!! Cover, Bucks win!

Winners: The Young Bucks, by pinfall

The Rascalz pushed the three-time AEW World Tag Team Champions, but Matt & Nick proved why they’re The Elite, The The Elite! But then THE DOGS attack! The fans boo as Clark Connors & David Finlay beat up on The Bucks! SHILLELAGH SHOT on Matt! Dez rushes out here but Connors ROCKS him! Finlay hauls Dez up to POWERBOMB him into a post! Myron claws at Finlay but the ROLLING ELBOW hits! And then the JEEP FLIPPER! The Rebel & 100 Proof put Zach back in the ring, and they get him up for the FULL CLIP!! The fans boo but these Dogs do what they want! Connors CHOKES Matt while Finlay gets the mic.

“We may be down one Dog, but if you wanna kill us, you’re gonna have to kill all of us! The numbers may change but the mission stays the same: We want bodies, and we want gold!” Connors takes the mic to say, “This is a message to the entire tag team division. Y’all’re about to get screwed!” The fans boo but like it or not, these Dogs are off the leash! What will they do in order to become the top dogs of AEW?

 

The Divine Dominion speaks.

“Like the mythic deities of ancient Greece, the Divine stand high above all. Adorned in iridescent jewels and gold, we captivate and we dominate. Our beauty, exquisite. Our fury, unrivaled. Our power, everlasting. She is the Colossal Lena Kross. She is the Megasus, Megan Bayne. And we are the Divine Dominion.” Who dares step to their throne next?

 

AEW World Trios Championship Eliminator: The Conglomeration VS The Lethal Twist!

Kyle O’Reilly returned in his hometown and teamed with his best buds, Orange Cassidy & Roderick Strong, to take the trios titles from The Dogs. But now, they’re up against a Franchise Play in Jay Lethal, and his young proteges, Blake Christian & Lee Johnson. But will The Conglomeration’s future be bright? Or is this story about to take a lethal twist?

The trios sort out and Kyle starts against Lethal. They circle, tie up, and Lethal RAMS Kyle into the corner! Lethal stomps a mudhole in with the yellow boots, but Kyle SMACKS him in return! Kyle backs Lethal down, kicks and whips, but Lethal reverses. Lethal HIP TOSSES then cartwheels, but Kyle snatches the arm to drag Lethal down into the ghost pin! TWO, but Kyle wrenches an arm. Tag to Cassidy and the fans cheer. Cassidy & Kyle double whip, then atomic drop into the BOOT! The fans cheer as Cassidy sits Lethal up for Kyle to KICK! Then Cassidy covers, ONE!! Lethal is tougher than that but Cassidy keeps on him with a chinlock.

Lethal fights up, Roddy wants in, so Cassidy reaches out. Lethal slips away, Cassidy shrugs, and he still tags Roddy. Lethal tags Big Shotty, but Roddy runs up to HIP TOSS Big Shotty in! Roddy CHOPS and CHOPS and CHPOS Lee to KNEE low! Tag to Kyle, they KICK and CHOP again and again! Vanilla Baby runs up but into a KICK! Lethal runs up but Roddy scoops Lethal for the BACKBREAKER and KNEE DROP! The fans fire up as Kyle then forearm SMASHES Lee! Tag to Cassidy, Roddy hits a BACKBREAKER while Cassidy climbs up. The fans cheer and Roddy tells Cassidy to hit it, but Cassidy climbs back down before he ELBOW DROPS!

The fans cheer as Cassidy flexes, but Lee tags Blake. Cassidy says hold on, hold on. Hands up, but Blake grabs them. Blake shakes his head, but Cassidy slips under, around, wrenches, and wristlocks to then make Blake put his hands in Cassidy’s pockets! Blake shoves Cassidy away, but Cassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges. Blake bucks the O’Conner Roll, but Cassidy puts his hands up! And then in his pockets! The fans cheer but Blake is not amused. Blake runs up, but Cassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Blake handsprings through, then mocks Cassidy by putting hands up, and then just flipping Cassidy off. Cassidy sighs, runs up, but Blake hurdles.

Cassidy leaps over, comes back, but Blake avoids the shotgun to then roll and suplex! But into STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRE! The fans fire up as Cassidy holds up the arm. Lee distracts the ref, and that lets Lethal run around the way to CHOP BLOCK Kyle! Kyle’s leg is still vulnerable! Roddy runs up on Lethal but Lethal slips into the ring. Blake DUMPS Roddy out, then headscissors so Lee can DROPKICK Roddy down! Blake TIGER FEINTS Cassidy in the Tree of Woe, Lee adds a DROPKICK! The ref reprimands but Blake ASAI MOONSAULTS Roddy down! Lee LARIATS Cassidy, then combines with Blake for a MONKEY FLIP LARIAT COMBO!

The fans boo but The Lethal Twist stands tall, and they all Fargo Strut! The fans “WOO~” for that while Collision goes picture in picture.

Blake looms over Cassidy, then drags Cassidy up to bump him off buckles. Blake fires body shots, then digs his shoulder in, but Lee tags in. They mug Cassidy in the corner, and Lee stands on Cassidy to soak up heat. The ref reprimands, Lee backs up to argue with the ref, but this distracts from Lethal CHOKING Cassidy! Lethal gets away with one, then he tags in. Lee wrenches Cassidy’s arm while Lethal climbs, and Lethal AX HANDLES! Cassidy scrambles away to a corner, but Lethal UPPERCUTS! Lethal brings Cassidy up, and he bumps Cassidy off Blake’s boot! Cassidy falls back but Lethal drags him around.

Lethal steps through, but then he DROPKICKS Kyle just because! The Conglomeration is in trouble as Collision goes to break.

Collision returns as Cassidy uses Blake’s arm to LARIAT Lee, then Cassidy BACKDROPS Blake! Blake sunset flips but Cassidy stays up! Cassidy reaches out for Roddy, but Lethal runs in! Lethal gets Roddy to put up his guard, but then Cassidy ducks Lethal’s lariat! Cassidy keeps reaching out, but Lee runs up on Roddy! Roddy ROCKS Lee, Cassidy BACKDROPS Lee! Cassidy then breaks free of Blake to casually tag Roddy! Roddy fires off on The Lethal Twist, KNEE for Lee in the corner! Roddy catches Blake, SMACKS Lee with him, then hits a BACKBREAKER! Lethal stands, but Roddy LARIATS him up and out!

Roddy then scoops Cassidy, and he weaponizes Cassidy as he THROWS him into Blake, then sends him into Lee! Then Roddy RAMS Cassidy into Blake, and LAWN DART DDTS on Lee! Then an ANGLE SLAM on Blake! Cover, but Lethal breaks it! The fans boo but Lethal CLUBS Roddy. Lethal drags Blake to safety, tags in, but Roddy CHYOPS Lethal and Lee back and forth! Lee kicks low, whips, but Roddy grabs ropes to BOOT and ENZIGIRI! Then Roddy DUMPS Lethal back out! Hot tag to Kyle! The fans fire up as Kyle FLYING KNEES Lethal down! Lee ROCKS Roddy, but Kyle BOOTS, KICKS, ROCKS, KNEES, KICKS, and LEG SWEEPS!

The fans fire up for that strike fest, and Kyle fires off on Lethal! Lethal blocks to DRAGON SCREW! Lethal steps through, but Kyle cradles him, TWO!! Lethal escapes, but Lee SUPERKICKS, Blake SOBATS, then KICK, KNEE, and suplex! Blake handsprings, ENZIGIRI BRAINBUSTER COMBO! Not quite chasing the dragon, but Blake goes out to DIVE onto Roddy! Lethal goes up, MACHO ELBOW! Cover, but Cassidy breaks it! The fans fire up as all six men are down around ringside! Blake returns, he storms up on Cassidy, and he “fires” the kicks! Cassidy “fires” back! The fans go nuts with every “devastating” kick!

Then Blake winds up, and he “superkicks!” Cassidy winds up, and he SUPERKICKS! The fans fire up but Blake kips up, SUPERKCIK! Roddy half nelsons, Blake slips free, Lee SUPERKICKS! Kyle KICKS Lee, Blake ROCKS Kyle, but Kyle KNEES Blake! Lee KICKS Kyle, whips, but Kyle reverses. Lethal is back, he has a leg, and Blake ENZIGIRIS before Lee CHPO BLOCKS! Kyle is down, Lethal steps through, FIGURE FOUR! The Swirl intercepts Roddy & Cassidy while Kyle endures! Cassidy RAMS Lee into buckles, and Roddy HAULS Blake up, POWERBOMB onto Lethal! The fans fire up again as all six men are back down!

“This is Awesome!” as Kyle watches Lethal crawl. Lethal tags Lee, Lee runs up, and he BOOTS Kyle i the corner! Lee roars, but Kyle wrenches, leg picks, and ANKLE LOCKS!! Lee flails, Roddy STRONG KNEES Lethal, then Kyle STOMPS the bad leg! Blake springboards in, Roddy dodges, ORANGE PUNCH finds Vanilla Baby! GRAPEVINE on Lee, Lee TAPS! Conglomeration wins!

Winners: The Conglomeration, by submission (denies The Lethal Twist a title match)

The champions stand tall, and to celebrate, they wind it up to TRIPLE HIGH-FIVE! You GOT to give the people what they want! But will that continue with the reign?

 

The Opps commandeer a camera.

Hook & Shibata are back, and the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil says he found this crazy coffee shop in Seattle. But then Anthony Bowens walks in and says he’s glad he found them. Bowens needs to know right now, is he Opps or not? Hook says slow your roll, bud! Hook will give Bowens his decision next week. Hook’s the boss now, so what he says goes. Bowens says yeah, okay, boss. The 5 Tool Player heads out, Hook goes back to talking about the coffee shop. Will Hook consider Bowens tough enough to join the crew? Or will he just string Bowens along another week?

 

Kris Statlander & Hikaru Shida VS Big Anne & Danika Della Rouge!

These two former AEW Women’s World Champions did make a winning combination last week, but not exactly cohesive. The Galaxy’s Greatest didn’t get a word in edgewise when The Shining Samurai said they’d do it again, but will they do it again? Or will things fall off already for #Krishida?

The teams sort out and Stat starts against DDR. The two tie up, Kris powers DDR to a corner, then pie faces her around. Kris eggs DDR on, then dodges her to hit a BIG back suplex! Kris kips up, the fans fire up, and Kris stands DDR up. DDR throat chops, UPPERCUTS, and ROLLING ELBOWS! DDR runs, but Kris guzels her! DDR kicks but Kris blocks to then THROW DDR down! Kris CATAPULTS DDR into the corner, and Big Anne tags in! Kris dodges Anne to send her to the corner, then runs in and UPPERCUTS! Kris goes side to side, she KNEES Anne down, then Shida tags herself in. The fans cheer while Shida smooths things over with Kris.

Kris & Shida double whip Anne corner to corner, but Anne reverses to send Shida away! DDR runs up on Kris, Anne runs up on Shida, but Shida dodges Anne to ROCK her! Kris sends DDR in and Shida lets her run into Anne. Shida then ROCKS DDR, and Kris runs up to SPLASH them both! Shida runs up to JUMP KNEE them both! The fans cheer as Shida then drags Anne to the apron, CLUBS her, and shouts, “IKU ZO~!” The fans cheer that, and Shida runs up to KNEE LIFT Anne! Shida’s fired up, the fans are with her, and Shida brings Anne up. Shida suplexes, FALCON ARROW! Shida takes aim, but then she tags Kris with a little boop on the head!

The fans cheer as Kris says why not. She gut wrenches and tucks Anne in, STATURDAY NIGHT FEVER! Cover, Krishida wins!

Winners: Kris Statlander & Hikaru Shida, by pinfall

The dynamic duo does it again, and with a bit more teamwork than last time. Will they keep on winning until they’re going after gold together?

 

AEW Continental Championship Eliminator: Jon Moxley VS Nick Wayne!

Will Ospreay had The Maniac dead to rights, but he didn’t end Moxley when he should have. The Continental title is still with Moxley, but will The Prodigy prove himself worthy of an opportunity? Or will Moxley send Nick home crying to Mother Wayne?

The bell rings and the fans rally for Nick. Nick bails out to revel in that cheering, but the ring count is climbing. Nick knows this isn’t like an ROH Proving Ground where there’s only ten minutes, right? Moxley chuckles while he waits on Nick, and Nick slowly steps back into the ring. Nick and Moxley circle, tie up, and Moxley wrenches for an ELBOW BREAKER, then a hammerlock. Moxley then headlocks but Nick wrenches out. Moley wrenches back, hammerlocks again, and he wrangles Nick to the mat. Nick endures, fights around, then rolls to kip up, wrench, and wrangle Moxley. The fans sing for Nick but Moxley rolls to trip Nick up.

Moxley powers to a cover, ONE! Moxley has a double wristlock now and he holds Nick down. Nick fights up, powers Moxley to the ropes, and Moxley lets go slowly. The fans rally as Nick backs off, and then Nick ROCKS Moxley with a forearm! Nick eggs Moxley on, then ROCKS him again! Moxley grins, but Nick snapmares and KICKS! The fans rally while Nick mocks Moxley. Moxley starts to get annoyed, and he CHOPS Nick off his feet! The fans fire up for that, too! Nick is stinging as he flounders to a corner. Moxley CHOPS Nick again, then stalks him to another corner. Moxley CHOPS, then keeps Nick in the corner.

Moxley rains down fists, all the way to nine, then he CHOPS Nick as the tenth! The fans fire up as Moxley stands Nick up. Moxley whips, Nick reverses to then hurdle and bypass for the UPPERCUT! Nick kips up, dusts himself off, then snapmares. Nick drops a leg, then drops another, then fakes the third to scuff Moxley instead! The fans cheer as Nick flexes, but Moxley scowls. Nick grins as Moxley stands, and Moxley steps outside? Nick taunts Moxley but Moxley paces. Moxley is trying to calm down so he doesn’t murder Nick in his hometown. Moxley steps back in, and he offers a handshake. Nick says okay, and he accepts the handshake.

But then Moxley reels Nick in! PILEDRIVER!! Nick sputters on the mat while the fans fire up! Moxley stands tall over Nick as Collision goes picture in picture.

Moxley paces, then he goes back to Nick to drag him up. Moxley TOSSES Nick out, then paces while he waits on the ring count. Moxley decides to go out after all, and he stalks Nick around the way. Moxley grabs a chair, brings it over, but Nick CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again! Moxley ROCKS Nick with a haymaker! Nick flounders, takes a seat, and Moxley gets space so he can run up and BOOT Nick down! Moxley refreshes the count, “apologizes” to the ref and mockingly pleads with him. Moxley then goes back out after Nick, drags him up, and brings him around to put in the ring. Moxley stands Nick up to CHOP again!

Nick snarls as he CHOPS in return! Moxley CHOPS, Nick CHOPS, but Moxley HEADBUTTS Nick down! Then cover, TWO! Nick shows some grit, but Moxley kneels on his back! Moxley pulls on a leg, then on the other, and he ties Nick up in a partial deathlock. Moxley then rolls so he can headscissor Nick at the same time! Nick endures this inverted Muda Lock, but he fights his way to the ROPEBREAK! Moxley lets go quickly and paces while Nick clutches his foot. Nick crawls to a corner, but Moxley storms up to step on him! The ref counts, Moxley steps off at 4, and Spring Breakthru returns to single picture.

Moxley gets in Nick’s face, but Nick SLAPS him! The fans fire up again, but Moxley storms back up to stomp Nick back down! The fans rally, the ref counts, but Moxley hauls Nick up! X-PLEX! Cover, TWO! Nick survives but Moxley clamps on again for the leglock, then the crossface! Moxley shifts around, ANGELITO STRETCH! The fans rally again but Moxley lets Nick go. Nick crawls to the corner but Moxley runs in! Nick BOOTS Moxley, then goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up again as Nick has new life! Nick HEADBUTTS, but Moxley HEADBUTTS! Nick HEADBUTTS, Moxley HEADBUTTS, repeat!

Moxley then ROCKS Nick, but Nick fires back! The forearms fire off as we hit the ten minute warning! Moxley KICKS a leg, ROCKS Nick, and repeat! Moxley runs, but Nick slips around to cravat and ASAI DDT! Cover, TWO! Moxley survives but Nick hurries to waistlock. The fans duel as Nick has the half nelson, then goes for the full. Moxley switches to put that FULL NELSON on Nick! Nick stomps a foot then wrenches through, and he goes for the full nelson again! Moxley arm-drags free, ROCKS Nick, then runs, but into a BOOT! Nick SUPERKICKS, but Moxley LARIATS on return! Moxley hauls Nick up for a SLEEPER, but Nick slips around! SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX!

Nick gets moving, somersault and CODE RED! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives and Nick is stunned! The fans rally up again, and Nick rises up to roundhouse! Moxley ducks, and CUTTERS! Cover, TWO! Nick survives but Moxley has him in a CROSSFACE! The fans rally and duel as Nick endures! Nick reaches out, but he CLAWS at Moxley’s face! Moxley lets go, and he stomps Nick for it! And stomps him again! Nick still rises up as Moxley kicks him! Nick gets in Moxley’s face, then fires off forearms! Moxley BITES Nick’s nose!! Then he reels Nick in, but Nick fights the driver! Nick slips under, and SPITS in Moxley’s face!

Nick dodges Moxley, then ROUNDHOUSES! Moxley wobbles, falls, but out of the ring! Nick hurries to climb the corner, and ARIHARA MOONSAULTS! Down goes Moxley at the ramp and the fans fire up again! Nick gets Moxley up and into the ring, then goes up the corner! Nick goes up, up, and WAYNE’S- SLEEPER! Moxley has Nick caught, then spins him around! But Nick trips him, jackknife bridge, TWO!?!? Moxley escapes, but the ROUNDHOUSE hits! Moxley’s eyebrow is bloodied! The fans fire up again as Nick rises again! Nick roars, vows to end this, and he facelocks, but Moxley wrenches free to hit the takeover! BULLY CHOKE!!!

Nick endures, but he’s turning red! Nick sputters as the fans rally up, and he fights around to slip free! Moxley gets the hold back, but Nick kicks his way backwards, ROPEBREAK by a toe!! The fans cheer as Moxley lets Nick go! Moxley snarls as we hit the five minute warning! Moxley stands Nick up, SLAPS him, but Nick fires a flurry! The fans fire up with Nick, but Moxley kicks low! DEATH RIDER!! Cover, Moxley wins!

Winner: Jon Moxley, by pinfall (denies Nick Wayne a title opportunity)

The Maniac won out, but Nick certainly left a mark. Was this enough to surprise Moxley and perhaps even impress him? Is this a good sign for how Nick Wayne will fair in this year’s NJPW Best of the Super Juniors?

 

Backstage interview with Don Callis & Kazuchika Okada.

Lexy Nair is with The Invisible Hand and The Rainmaker, and brings up that Callis promised Konosuke Takeshita a shot at the AEW International Championship at Double or Nothing if he and Okada got along at Dynasty. Now, given how that match went, is the deal still on? Callis says he looked back at the tape, and it is sad to say, maybe even embarrassing, that Okada & Takeshita did NOT follow the arrangement they discussed. Callis can get Okada out of this, there doesn’t have to be a title match. Okada shakes his head and says he is not going to back down. He wants this match! Okada knows he can beat Takeshita, because Okada is a champion! Unlike Takeshita!

Okada storms off, Callis follows, but will the NJPW World Television Champion prove Okada wrong?

 

PAC w/ Daniel Garcia VS Lio Rush!

The Death Riders keep on bringing the fight as now The Bastard battles “The Problem Child.” But will Pac rebound for falling short in the Casino Gauntlet? Or will Lio make this Pac’s Final Hour?

The bell rings and Pac paces while Lio mutters to himself, “It is him! It IS him! I told you it was him!” Lio is very Smeagle and Gollum right now as he’s in his own world. “You gotta dig real deep!” Pac tries to get Lio’s attention, but even Pac’s a bit unsettled. Lio goes on and on until Pac stomps him, and Lio stands right up! Pac scrambles back while the fans tell him he messed up! Lio wants a handshake but Garcia coaches Pac to be careful. Pac YANKS Lio at the corner, but Lio stops short! Lio runs back up, but into a SOBAT! Pac is still wary as Lio snarls and shrieks. Pac runs up, Lio dodges, redirects, then dodges Pac!

Pac ducks Lio, back suplexes, but Lio lands out! Lio jumps on Pac to CLAW and BITE him! Pac whips Lio away and CLOBBERS him! The fans fire up while Lio writhes. Pac runs, but Lio bridges up! Lio grins but Pac stomps him down! Cover, ONE! Lio goes Matrix, then mule kicks and ENZIGIRIS! Pac tumbles out but Lio asks, “Where’re you going? Come back!” Lio CLAWS Pac through the ropes! The ref reprimands, Pac gets free, but Lio slithers out as he pursues. Pac is still very worried by this. Lio chases Pac, until he spots Garcia! Then he CLOBBERS Garcia! The fans fire up as Lio CHOKES Garcia!

Pac hurries to BOOT Lio off Garcia and stomps away! Pac digs his boots in, the ref counts, but Pac stops at 4. Lio laughs while Pac leaves him behind. Pac argues with the ref, but that lets Garcia stomp away on Lio! The fans boo but Garcia hurries off. Lio taunts “Danny,” but Pac goes out to drag Lio up. Pac scoops Lio for a TOMBSTONE to the floor! Lio writhes in pain and Garcia says yeah, don’t play those games! Pac rolls into the ring to let the count handle this. Lio drags himself up at 7 of 10 while Collision goes picture in picture.

The count is climbing, but Lio rolls in at 9.5. Pac shakes his head as he storms up on Lio, and he stomps Lio down! Pac CHOKES Lio, but the ref counts and Pac steps off at 4. Pac argues with the ref about how freaky Lio is being, but Lio rises up again! Lio grabs at Pac, but Pac DECKS Lio! Pac looks to the fans as if they know what to make of this. Pac goes after Lio in another corner, whips him corner to corner hard, and Lio tumbles right out of the ring! The ref checks on Lio but Lio’s still conscious. Lio writhes as the ring count climbs again, but he rises at 7 to drag himself in at 8. Pac drags Lio up, headlocks, and he grinds Lio down.

Lio endures as Pac holds on tight, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns again Lio slips under Pac, dodges him, and sends him into buckles! Lio runs up but Pac OVERHEAD SUPLEXES him right into buckles! Lio flops over but Pac goes up the corner. Pac aims as Lio writhes, but Lio springs right up! Lio eggs Pac on with his wild screeching, but Pac hops down. Lio ducks a shot to fire fast hands! Pac tumbles out, and Lio runs up to HANDSPRING KICK Pac down! Lio runs around like the gremlin he’s become, to then DIVE onto Lio! The fans fire up for Lio as he stalks Pac. Lio puts Pac in the ring, but Pac whips. Lio reverses, Pac reverses, but into RUSH HOUR! Cover, TWO!

Lio watches Pac closely, then drags him around into a REAR NAKED CHOKE! Pac endures, then rises up with Lio as a backpack! Pac RAMS Lio into buckles, is free of the hold, but Lio stalks Pac! POISON-RANA! Cover, TWO! Pac survives and Lio is mad at the ref! The ref fears for his life, but Lio hauls Pac up for a STUNNER! Lio holds on, then he grinds the hold. Garcia protests from the apron, but that gets Lio’s attention! The fans chant for Lio to “EAT HIS FACE! EAT HIS FACE!” Garcia freaks out, and he flicks water at him?! Does Garcia think he can exorcise Lio’s demons? Pac GERMAN SUPLEXES Lio, but Lio’s right up!

Lio runs in, but into a SNAP GERMAN! Pac builds speed to LARIAT Lio inside-out! And then he clamps on the BRUTALIZER!! Lio grins, even as he PASSES OUT!! Pac wins!!

Winner: Pac, by submission

The Bastard won, but Lio sure creeped everyone out! Will anyone ever figure out what happened to the Man of the Hour? Will Pac just move on towards a golden opportunity and leave this in the past?

 

Six Man Tag: Brody King, Mascara Dorada & Mistico VS Ricky Gibson, KC Riff & Colt Rivera!

While their mutual amigo is back home in Mexico, preparing for Supercard of Honor, the King of Death will team with the King of the Ropes and the Talisman of CMLL! Will Brody, Dorada y Mistico hold down the fort for Bandido? Or could Gibson, Riff & Rivera shock the world?

The trios sort out and Riff SHOVES Ricky into Brody, trying to punk the big man out! Ricky tries to apologize, but Brody CHOPS him down! The bell rings, Riff runs up, but Brody CHOPS him down, too! Rivera hesitates, and says he doesn’t want the smoke. Too bad, get in here! Brody THROWS Rivera, he ends up in the corner, and Brody coordinates with Dorada y Mistico. Dorada CHOPS Rivera, Mistico CHOPS Rivera, then Brody DOUBLE CHOPS Rivera! Rivera bails out to regroup with his team, but that lets Mistico DIVE and take them all out! The fans cheer as Mistico sets Rivera up, and Dorada TORNILLOS him down!

The fans fire up as Mistico y Dorada stand back up, and they feed Ricky to Brody’s GONZO BOMB! Cover, Brody and team win!

Winners: Brody King, Mascara Dorada & Mistico, by pinfall

As if anything else was going to happen! Will Brody, Dorada y Mistico blaze a trail to the top of AEW in all divisions?

 

Kris & Shida regroup backstage.

They’re both feeling good from their win, and Lexy Nair steps in with congratulations. But she also brings up that someone requested this time to talk with them, and it is Mina Shirakawa. Mina steps in, and tells Stat sorry, but she’s specifically here for Shida. Mina tells Shida that uh duh, she knows Japanese, too! So Mina knows exactly what Shida said about Harley. AND a kendo stick was left behind in Toni Storm’s locker room! Mina isn’t sure what Shida is up top, but she does NOT trust her. Oh, is that so? Shida tells “Shirakawa-san” in Japanese that it must be nice to get this far just on looks! Mina is pissed but Kris keeps the peace.

Shida storms off, and Mina tells Kris to not trust Shida. Kris storms off, too, but could Mina have a point? Could Shida have taken out Toni Storm to clear room for herself at the top?

 

AEW Women’s World Championship: Thekla VS Alex Windsor!

The Toxic Spider took another shortcut to shortchange an opponent when she snuck one on Jamie Hayter at Dynasty. Iron Will Windsor wants to avenge her best mate, but will she make herself a double champion in the process? Or will Thekla take out two Brawling Birds in one week?

The introductions are made, the AEW belt is raised, and we see who survives this Collision!

The bell rings and the fans rally up as the two circle. Windsor runs up, Thekla dodges, and Thekla swaggers around. Windsor shrugs that off to try again, but Thekla dodges again. Thekla swaggers her way out of the ring, but Windsor pursues! The cat ‘n’ mouse game goes around the way, and Thekla attacks as Windsor slides in! Thekla whips, Windsor reverses, but Thekla slips around to shove Windsor, only for Windsor to RUN her over! The fans cheer as Windsor keeps after Thekla with a rain of fists! Windsor then stands Thekla up to CHOP against the ropes! Windsor whips Thekla to ropes, but Thekla bails out!

Thekla ducks a shot to ROCK Windsor, then she climbs up as the fans rally. Thekla leaps, but Windsor gets clear! Windsor runs up, and she LARIATS Thekla down! The fans fire up while Thekla is dazed, but Windsor hauls Thekla up for a suplex! The fans duel as Windsor aims, and she runs up again, to wrench and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Then a BASEMENT LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Thekla survives but Windsor keeps on her. Thekla kicks and flails to make the ROPEBREAK, and Windsor lets go. Thekla bails out again, but Windsor goes to the apron. Thekla runs away, denying Windsor her aerial attack.

Windsor just changes course, kicks, but Thekla blocks! Thekla YANKS Windsor down, then steps back inside. Thekla runs up on Windsor to BOOT her to the floor! Windsor tumbles but Thekla grins as the fans duel. Thekla goes up the corner now, and she aims at Windsor for a SUPER DUPER CROSSBODY! Direct hit and down goes Windsor! Thekla grins again while Collision goes picture in picture.

Thekla taunts Windsor before she drags her up. Thekla then THROWS Windsor into railing! Windsor sputters and writhes but Thekla refreshes the ring count. Thekla then drags Windsor up, makes her take a seat, then climbs up to rain down fists! The fans count along, and Thekla goes all the way to TEN! Or maybe “zehn?” Either way, Thekla reels Windsor in, only for Windsor to RAM her into the railing! Windsor fires off fists, then climbs up to rain them down! Windsor definitely goes to TEN, then brings Thekla around to whip hard into the apron! Windsor CHOPS Thekla, but Thekla whips Windsor into barriers!

Windsor falls in a heap, and Thekla soaks up the cheers and jeers. The ref wants this back in the ring so Thekla leaves Windsor behind for the count. Windsor slowly rises up, and she rolls into the ring at 8. Thekla CLUBS Windsor down, steps on her face, but steps off as the ref counts. Thekla then drops onto Windsor for the CROSSFACE! Windsor endures, fights up and around, but Thekla lets go to CLUB Windsor. Windsor fires body shots in return and backs Thekla to a corner. Windsor runs up, but Thekla ROCKS her! Thekla then BOOTS Windsor, reels her in, and has the HANGING HEADSCISSORS as Spring Breakthru returns to single picture!

The ref counts, Thekla lets go at 4, and the fans duel as Thekla storms back in. Thekla snapmares Windsor, then winds up to basement SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO! Windsor survives but Thekla is amused. Thekla storms up on Windsor and CHOPS! The fans cheer as Theknla shots, “Women’s Wrestling!” Thekla CHOPS again, then whips corner to corner, only for Windsor to block! Thekla fires shots on Windsor, but Windsor blocks the whip again! Thekla stomps a foot, then whips Windsor, but Windsor reverses and LARIATS! Then Windsor get moving, ducks ‘n’ dodges, redirects, and FLYING SHOULDER TACKLES!

The fans fire up while both are down. Windsor rises up, she has the legs, but Thekla kicks and kicks and kicks again! Windsor staggers, but she dodges to scoop and BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Thekla survives but Windsor stays focused. Windsor hauls Thekla up, clinches, but Thekla fights the lift! Thekla CLUBS Windsor, ROCKS her, but Windsor shakes it off with a smile. Thekla gets in Windsor’s face, then ROCKS her! Windsor walks it off, to then fire off a flurry! The fans cheer, but Thekla dodges one to SMACK Windsor again! But Windsor blocks the next to HEADBUTT! Thekla falls, Windsor gets the legs, SHARPSHOOTER!

The fans fire up as Thekla endures! Windsor sits deep on the hold, but Thekla fights her way forward! ROPEBREAK! Windsor lets go in frustration, but she drags Thekla back up. Pump handle and- NO, Thekla still fights the lift! Thekla ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl, BLACK WIDOW STRETCH! Windsor endures the modified octopus, but she powers up to reach out! ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer while Thekla lets go in frustration. Thekla hauls Windsor back up, but Windsor breaks free, only for Thekla to SOBAT! Thekla runs, but Windsor LARIATS her down! The fans fire up while both women are down again!

Windsor rises, the fans rally, and Windsor goes up! But Thekla hurries to SMACK Windsor! Thekla climbs, but Windsor fights with body shots! “This is Awesome!” as Windsor HAMMERS away on Thekla! Thekla CLAWS Windsor’s face, then sneaks the brass knuckles out! But Windsor blocks the punch to HEADBUTT! Windsor goes up, over, and SUNSET FLIP- NO, Thekla holds on! BRASS KNUCKLE PUNCH!!! The fans boo as Thekla hides her evidence! Thekla then runs up, CURB STOMP!! Cover, Thekla wins!

Winner: Thekla, by pinfall (still AEW Women’s World Champion)

Another fight, another dirty tactic! But in the end, even Windsor fell into the Toxic Spider’s trap! Will anyone ever get wise to Thekla’s tricks? Or will AEW always be toxic?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision, though kinda hard to follow that great Dynamite from last night. A lot of these matches felt like filler, but because it’s AEW, they even make filler go above and beyond. Pac VS Lio was actually the first real display of this “Problem Child” persona that I really liked. Lio got to show more personality, and seeing Pac & Garcia be afraid of Lio really helped sell the character. Great win for Pac, though, and maybe he goes for the TNT title next. Brody, Mistico y Dorada of course won their match, but again, they made the squash match a fun match. Them mentioning Bandido and Supercard of Honor was nice, it means they care about ROH on some level.

Very good opening promo from Cope, but of course FTR had to show up. RPG Vice attacking again was redundant, but The Bucks making the save was a nice change. Makes me think we’re getting an 8 Man Tag, FTRPG Vice VS Cope, Cage & The Bucks, and that somehow leads to the tag title match for Double or Nothing. Great tag match from The Bucks VS The Rascalz, and even a good move for The Dogs to go after those teams. I wonder if The Dogs and even The Rascalz get in on the tag match. Five, maybe even six teams, all fighting for the titles, that’d be awesome stuff for Double or Nothing, and a great way to give The Bucks their historic fourth reign.

Kris & Shida had a very good tag match and of course they won, but I like Mina accusing Shida of being whodunnit. Shida is certainly being two-faced, but who knows if she’ll be chosen as the one who took out Toni Storm. Great Six Man Tag from Conglomeration VS Lethal Twist, and of course The Conglomeration won. Great Continental Championship Eliminator, and great showing for Nick Wayne in his return to Dynamite. I still think he needs more to do with the ROH World TV title, but hey, they could use this to say Nick won some respect from Moxley. The story still feels like Moxley and Ospreay will run it back at Double or Nothing.

And as I figured from last night, Thekla was gonna cheat to win and keep the title. It was a great main event, but there might be something bigger in store for Double or Nothing, like a Triple Threat against both Brawling Birds.

My Score: 8.8/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (4/15/26)

Spring Break Thru, Night 1!

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Will this be Darby’s moment?

MJF survived facing Kenny Omega at Dynasty, but now he must defend his AEW World Championship against Darby Allin for Spring Break Thru! Will everything come full circle for The Relentless One?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW World Championship: MJF VS Darby Allin; rescheduled.
  • Tommaso Ciampa VS Dezmond Xavier; Ciampa wins.
  • AEW TNT Championship: Kevin Knight VS Claudio Castagnoli; Knight wins and retains the title.
  • Will Ospreay VS Hechicero w/ The Don Callis Family; Ospreay wins.
  • AEW TBS Championship: Willow Nightingale VS Kamille; Willow wins and retains the title.
  • AEW World Championship: MJF VS Darby Allin; Darby wins and becomes the new AEW World Champion.

PLAY BY PLAY

Renee Paquette is waiting in the parking lot.

She lets us know that AEW Management has been trying to let MJF know for the past three days that Darby Allin has demanded his AEW World Championship opportunity for tonight. A car pulls up, and MJF has arrived! Renee gets his attention, and brings up Darby’s win at AEW Dynasty. MJF stops her there, because he doesn’t get why we’re talking about Darby Allin, the guy he’s beaten three times, and once with a headlock takeover. No, what we’re gonna talk about is THE world champion, the most important champion in all of pro-wrestling today, the guy who has beaten the likes of Bandido, Brody King, Kevin Knight, Mike Bailey!

The man who has made sure that Hangman Adam Page can NEVER, EVER be AEW World Champion again, and the man who kicked out of a One Winged Angel like it was nothing! Honestly, a very ineffective move. A man who beat your boy, “Kenny BAH GAWD Omega,” fair and square in the middle of the ring! Nobody can stop #BigHebrew! But Darby has- Don Callis interrupts and he shakes MJF’s hand! What a match! He destroyed Kenny Omega! Just as Callis knew MJF would. Enjoy it, champ! MJF says Callis is a mench. Not just that, The Mench of the Cench (as in Century). Callis says sorry about the Andrade thing, though, but take care.

MJF asks what Callis means by that. Well, Darby beat Andrade. Wait, what? MJF thought Andrade won. No, didn’t MJF watch the match? NO, he was preparing for his own match! Well, Andrade… MJF stops Don there. He loves Don to death, this isn’t Don’s fault, it’s on his boy. However, now Callis owes MJF one. Now, this isn’t the favor, but Callis does need to tell Andrade on MJF’s behalf that he is NOT ever gonna be championship material because the man doesn’t get the job done when he needs to. MJF reiterates that he loves Don, and he says bye, Renee, he’s outta here. But then Renee shouts at MJF to just listen!

Darby Allin won his match at Dynasty, making him #1 contender, and he wants that match TONIGHT. Does he understand!? What?! Tonight?! When?! Renee chuckles as she says, right now. WHAT THE WHAT?!? MJF is furious, he just arrived! Does MJF even stand a chance? Or has Darby gotten one over on The Devil of AEW?

AEW World Championship: MJF VS Darby Allin!

MJF panics as he shouts, “NO! NO! NO! Cut the music! Cut the gaddamn music right now!!” The fans boo but MJF storms down to the ring. MJF says if the “little emo freak” thinks for one solitary second that MJF is defending his title in an impromptu that he just found out about three seconds ago, then Darby is as stupid as he looks! The fans boo but MJF tells them to shut up! Maybe the people are too braindead to understand how much money MJF has. If he doesn’t want something to happen, it won’t happen! MJF will get his lawyer, he’ll sue “that skank, Aubrey,” he’ll sue Darby, he’ll sue “that pervert, Justin Roberts!”

MJF will sue Tony Khan, sue AEW, sue Warner Brothers, and every single one of these freaks who decide to live in the dumpster fire that is Washington state! The fans chant “Ring The Bell!” MJF mockingly asks back, “Ring the bell? You wanna see the match right now?! Do you wanna see this match?! Too bad! My back hurts from wrestling close to an hour against Kenny Omega only three days ago. Speaking of legalities, I wonder how our company would look if they forced me to wrestle tonight with an injury. That’s not a good look. Darby, I’m gonna go get checked out by the trainers in the back, but frankly, I’m doing you a favor by not wrestling you.”

The fans boo more, MJF’s mic gets glitchy, so he trades with Justin Roberts. MJF says he is doing Darby a favor. Let’s talk the elephant in the room: Darby is very talented, a great underdog, the fans love him! They really do. But the reason they love you is because you’re like them. You’re good, but not great. Like the fans, you’re not championship material. Darby, with love and respect, and MJF does mean that, you’re not ready to be- Darby snatches the mic from MJF! Darby is worked up already as the fans cheer him on. “All it takes is one night to drop the wrestling world’s on its head! If I’m not ready now, I’ll never be ready!”

The fans cheer Darby on as he says, “I kill myself for this company. Monday, I hung posters all around this city. I taped posters all around the city for tonight’s show. I climbed Mount Everest and I hung that flag on top of the world! The scars, the blood, everything! I’m ready! I’ve been ready! My career started ten miles down the road, at the Buddy Wayne Academy. And I took a deep breath my first day of wrestling school, and I said I was either gonna make it as Darby Allin, or I’m gonna fail as Darby, but I’m not changing a single thing!” The fans cheer that, too! Darby says tonight, he climbed to the top of this sport, and he didn’t change a thing! RING THE BELL!

The fans are fired up again but MJF says first off, relax, we’re not doing that. But then BRYAN DANIELSON speaks up! The fans cheer as Bryan tells MJF and Darby that he just got a message right from Tony Khan. And Tony Khan actually agrees… with MJF… It is unfair for MJF to wrestle when he is unprepared. And Max, that is why Tony will give MJF plenty of time to prepare, because this match, this AEW World Championship match, will be in tonight’s MAIN EVENT! The fans cheer that! MJF is furious, because that’s still only 90 minutes! MJF protests, but the fans cheer “YES! YES! YES!” Bryan says if MJF refuses that match, he will be STRIPPED of the title!

MJF is furious, but Darby turns him around to say, “Tonight in the main event, I’m beating your ass with a headlock takeover!” Darby throws down the mic, having thrown down the gauntlet! Will everything come full circle for the Relentless One?

 

AEW shares footage from after Dynasty.

Tony Schiavone waited outside the trainer’s room and spoke on the amazing night and amazing main event. He has Kenny Omega here, and he says he knows it was a heartbreaking loss. How is Kenny doing? Kenny isn’t sure what to say, he has nothing. He is sorry about that. Schiavone says that’s alright, just take care of yourself. Doc Sampson helps Kenny walk through the door, and Will Ospreay is also getting checked out. Kenny says, “Look at us, Will.” Ospreay feeling okay? Not really. Welcome to the club. Things didn’t go their way tonight. Not one bit. Not how they pictured it. Kenny feels he let everyone down.

Ospreay gets that, but he wants Kenny to think about it. Ospreay was there in the Tokyo Dome back in 2017 when Omega lost to Okada. Omega doubted himself, but he bounced back and climbed up the mountain. Yeah, but that was almost 10 years ago. Omega isn’t sure how much time he has left. But Ospreay does have time. He has the heart of a wrestler. AEW, pro-wrestling, it’s all Ospreay from here on in. Omega believes Ospreay can take it back. Ospreay’s got this. Ospreay says they still have this.

Now, Ospreay is dejected, sad, crying for about the last 40 minutes. But his dream and his ambition are still being AEW World Champion. He hopes Kenny hasn’t given up that dream, either. Omega can do it. Ospreay stands up, says he always has Kenny’s back, and gives him a pat and kiss on the head. Ospreay says Omega’s his hero. They shake on it and Ospreay heads out. Omega thinks on that. Omega is Ospreay’s hero, huh? Then maybe he can’t give up. The Best Bout Machine has a lot to think about, but will he rebuild and redeem himself just as before? Or will it take a bit more than determination to reclaim that former glory?

 

Tommaso Ciampa VS Dezmond Xavier!

The Psycho Killer wanted “Silvey” back so badly, but despite starting the Casino Gauntlet, he did not win the Casino Gauntlet. Will he fight his way back to a new opportunity? Or will Dez light it up and look for his own golden ticket?

The bell rings and the two circle. They feel tings out, but Ciampa BOOTS and ROCKS and then stomps away at the ropes! The ref counts, Ciampa stops at 4, and the fans fire up. Ciampa BOOT WASHES Dez outta the ring! Then Ciampa whips Dez hard into barriers! Ciampa shoves Dez back inside but the ref has him hold on. The ref checks Dez, Ciampa drags Dez up to wrench and whip. Dez rolls to stop, then he sidesteps Ciampa to run, roll, and UP KICK! Dez dodges again, waistlocks, but Ciampa ELBOWS free! Ciampa then TOSSES Dez out, and KNEES him off the apron! The fans rally while Ciampa shouts, “No more games! I want ALL the gold!”

Ciampa goes out after Dez, then whips him at the steps. Dez handsprings up and over! The fans fire up while Ciampa snarls. Both men slide into the ring, Dez bobs ‘n’ weaves to fire off fast hands! Dez body blows, clubs a leg, then UPPERCUTS! Dez runs but Ciampa ELBOWS him again! Ciampa whips, Dez handsprings, but Ciampa dodges with a slide. Ciampa runs up, Dez dodges, then DROPKICKS on return! The fans fire up as Ciampa bails out, and Dez builds speed! Dez slides to a stop as Ciampa moves aside. The fans are torn while Ciampa wags his finger, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Ciampa checks his teeth, it seems they’re all there, so Ciampa takes his time goes back to the ring. Ciampa rolls in, only to roll back out, and he grabs a mic to talk trash on Seattle. Ciampa then storms up to the apron, but he just baits Dez into chasing him around the outside. Dez slides in but Ciampa stomps away! The ref counts, Ciampa stops to mock Seattle again, and he hoists Dez up to SLINGSHOT him off the ropes! Dez flops down, but Ciampa climbs up the corner just to tell Seattle, “SUCK IT!” Ciampa drags Dez up, whips him to ropes, then kitchen sink knees! Ciampa flexes as he soaks up heat, then he goes to Dez.

Ciampa drags Dez by the legs, stomps him in the stomach, then stomps him again. Ciampa has the legs, he YANKS Dez from the ropes, then he paces around Dez. Ciampa KNEES Dez in the back, drags him around again, but Dez fires body shots and haymakers! Dez ROCKS Ciampa, whips him to ropes, but Ciampa reverses. Dez ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Ciampa ducks under the crossbody! Dez crash lands, and Ciampa taunts the fans again. Dez SMACKS Ciampa, but Ciampa snapmares Dez into a chinlock. Dynamite returns to single picture as Dez endures. The fans rally as Dez CLUBS at Ciampa from below.

Ciampa pushes Dez down, grinds them down and flexes at the same time. Dez still endures, even as Ciampa puts on the pressure. Dez fights up, up, and fires body shots! The fans rally but Ciampa shoves Dez. Dez ducks ‘n’ dodges to CLOBBER Ciampa again and again! Dez fires fast hands, then a CUTTER! The fans fire up as Ciampa goes to a corner. Dez kips up, runs corner to corner, and he UPPERCUTS! Then SUPERKICKS! Then ENZIGIRIS! Ciampa staggers, Dez goes up, TORNADO DDT! Cover, TWO! Ciampa is tougher than that, but Dez drags him around to the drop zone. The fans rally as Dez goes right up top!

Dez aims, and 450- NO, he has to roll through as Ciampa moves! Ciampa ROLLING ELBOWS! Then he reels Dez in, but Dez RANAS! Cover, TWO!! Ciampa escapes, and he runs up, but Dez DUMPS him out! Dez builds speed to DIVE! Down goes Ciampa at the ramp! The fans cheer while Dez hurries to put Ciampa back in. Dez goes back up, FROG SPALSH! Cover, TWO! Ciampa survives again but the fans fire up for Dez! Dez tells Ciampa to get up, then he runs, but Ciampa reels him in! Ciampa back suplexes, but Dez lands out! Dez BOOTS Ciampa, SUPERKICKS, then goes up, up, and leaps, into a JUMP KNEE! The fans fire up while Dez goes down!

Ciampa drags Dez up, reels him in, and lifts for PROJECT CIAMPA! Ciampa isn’t done with Dez, though, as he drags Dez back up. Ciampa takes aim, kneepads down, PSYCHO KNEE!! Cover, Ciampa wins!

Winner: Tommaso Ciampa, by pinfall

Another singles victory for Ciampa, but he demands the mic. “This was the example. Why? Because I’m sick of waiting. I want it all. I came to AEW because this is where the best wrestle, and I want all of the gold. And if I’m not making myself clear… Darby Allin, Maxwell Jacob Friedman, whoever wins… the Psycho Killer is coming for the AEW World title!” Then he PUNTS Dez outta the ring! His shadow knows his story, but will Ciampa’s future be the top of the mountain?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

On a special Thursday night broadcast of Spring Breakthru Night 2, we will see the rest of the Rascalz in action as Zachary Wentz & Myron Reed take on The Young Bucks! Will Matt & Nick Jackson keep the momentum going from Dynasty? Or will things still be lit in Seattle? Then Jon Moxley looks to keep his own Dynasty momentum going as he faces the ROH World Television Champion, Nick Wayne! Will The Prodigy live up to that nickname when he earns a shot at the AEW Continental Champion? Or will The Maniac just keep running roughshod through the roster?

Plus, after their successful outing as a team, tense as it was, Kris Statlander & Hikaru Shida are going to do it again! Will #Krishida start a win streak? Or will the cracks in the foundation get worse?

 

FTR is here!

Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood are still the AEW World Tag Team Champions as they and Stokely Hathaway make their way to the ring. #BigStoke is all smiles as he hands the mic to Dax. Dax says he’s read a lot of the chatter online, he’s heard all the complaints, and it seems to him the fact that FTR has won again makes all of the fans angry. Hey, he gets it, he understands why they’re angry. They love an underdog story! They love an underdog story because they think they can relate to it, they feel they can relate to the underdog. But the fact is, they’re not underdogs, they’re just losers! No, seriously, they’re just losers! Fat losers!

And speaking of losers, FTR gave Adam Copeland & Christian Cage a brush with relevancy, and those two couldn’t get the job done. So Cope, Cage, Dax is talking to you: As long as FTR are the AEW World Tag Team Champions, C&C will never get a shot at these again! Stoke says he has been told that supposedly, all the fans are educated people? The fans chant, “NO HOES!” Stokely says he don’t need hoes, he has the AEW World Tag Team Champions. But before he was so rudely interrupted, he has been told that “the sickos” know everything about everything! They know about pro-wrestling, about sports, about politics, about history, religion!

So then clearly, they all know the story of David VS Goliath! And the two men that Stoke has in this ring, this is Goliath! And he is here to tell us, that there are a lot of Milli Vanillis, a lot of wannabe Davids! From #Brodido to the Bang Bang Gang to even Matt & Nick Jackson and Cope & Cage! Stoke is here to say that every time David steps up to Goliath, he gets b*tched out. Stoke feels there is no more competition here in AEW! Tony Khan will surely do what he does best and go to CMLL or NJPW, sign every CHUD he can to put in the division, but the results will be the same: they all will fall to the giants known as F T R!

Cash says beautifully said, Big Stoke. Now, if the fans would do FTR a favor and please, he’s asking nicely, let them pay homage to the careers of Cope & Cage. Now that FTR has put an end to them, they would like to have a moment of silence. Please, if you would… The fans boo instead. Cash says please, a moment of silence. And then it’s one second. Now, for those of you in attendance with the benefit of flash photography, FTR won’t give you five seconds, they’re feeling generous. They will give you a ten second pose! The fans boo but FTR does their best “Barry Allen over Oliver Queen’s grave” style pose.

The ten seconds are up and Cash thanks Seattle, they’ve been great, have a great night. The fans boo more, but FTR is moving on with the belts. But is there really no team in AEW that can take these #TopGuysOut?

 

AEW TNT Championship: Kevin Knight VS Claudio Castagnoli!

The Jet flew high as ever to win this title in the Casino Gauntlet, but he’s already turning around into defense mode! Will Knight truly be 2Fly2Stop? Or will the Death Riders add yet another piece of gold to the collection?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if Knight survives the night!

The bell rings and Claudio runs up! Knight sunset flips over him, TWO! Claudio tries again but Knight catches him to a backslide! TWO, and Claudio headlocks. Knight powers up and out, drops down then hurdles over, and he DROPKICKS Claudio down! The fans fire up as Knight then LARIATS Claudio up and out! The fans stay fired up as Knight builds speed, but Claudio slides into the ring for a LARIAT! Knight is down but Claudio stomps away! The fans boo but Claudio runs to ELBOW DROP! The fans boo but Claudio looms over Knight. Claudio drags Knight up, bumps him off buckles, but the fans rally for Knight.

Claudio CHOPS Knight, but Knight fires back with forearms and CHOPS! The fans rally, but Claudio scoops and SLAMS Knight right down! Claudio snarls, then he stomps Knight’s fingers! Claudio clamps on with a neck wrench but Knight endures. The fans rally as Knight pries at the hold. Claudio puts on the pressure but the fans rally up. Knight fights to his feet, fires body shots, but Claudio KNEES low! Claudio back suplexes but Knight lands out! Knight runs up, jumps up, springboard and FLYING ARM-DRAG! The fans fire up, Claudio runs up, but Knight TOSSES him up and out! The fans fire up as Knight aims, but Claudio drags him outside!

Claudio swings, misses, and Knight goes up the apron to LEAPING LARIAT! The fans fire up with Knight and he high-fives the front row, but Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Knight brings Claudio up and into the ring, then pushes him to a cover, TWO! Claudio is tougher than that but Knight nods as he goes to the corner. Knight climbs up, but Claudio trips him up! Claudio ROCKS Knight, then drags Knight up for a deadlift suplex! Claudio huffs ‘n’ puffs before he covers, TWO! Knight proves he’s tougher than that, but Claudio clamps on with a top wristlock! Knight endures as Claudio twists his arm! Knight reaches out, shifts around, and stands up to fire forearms! Claudio scoops to SLAM again! Claudio then runs the ropes for another ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO!

Claudio argues the count but the count was fair. Claudio looms over Knight, then he clamps on the same top wristlock. Knight endures again, even clasping hands to fight the pressure. Spring Breakthru returns to single picture as Knight fights to his feet. Knight fires body shots, then forearms! Knight scoops but Claudio fights the lift! Claudio scoops to SLAM again! Claudio runs, but Knight avoids the elbow drop! Ghost pin, TWO! Knight hurries to Oklahoma Roll, TWO! Claudio UPPERCUTS Knight to the corner, then storms up for a whip. Knight goes up and over, slides and LEAPING LARIATS! Both men are down and the fans fire up!

Knight rises, he UPPERCUTS Claudio again and again, but Claudio takes a swing! Knight ducks once, but Claudio ROCKS him on the return! Claudio UPPERCUTS, runs, but Knight scoops! Knight SLAMS Claudio after all! The fans fire up for that feat of strength! Then Knight hits a UFO SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Claudio is still tougher than that, but Knight hurries after him. Claudio ROCKS Knight from the apron, goes up the corner, but Knight DROPKICKS him down! Knight then FLIES and wipes Claudio out at the ramp! The fans fire up again as Knight stands tall! Knight drags Claudio up and into the ring, then pounds the apron.

The fans know “This is Awesome!” as Knight runs in at Claudio. Claudio BOOTS Knight, then goes up, but Knight goes to the UPPER- NO! Claudio stops the rana, though he has to step off the corner. But then Claudio powers up to haul Knight back up the corner! The fans go nuts for the SUPER GOTCH NEUTRAL- NO, Knight sits up with core strength! Knight fires off fists, but Claudio throws him away! FLYING UPPERCUT!! Cover, TWO!! Knight survives and the fans are thunderous! Claudio seethes, but he drags Knight up, only for Knight to slip through! Knight kicks, Claudio blocks, and Claudio FLIPS Knight to the apron!

Knight ROCKS Claudio, springboards in, but into Claudio’s arms for a BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Knight survives again but Claudio drags him right up. Now Claudio has the Gotch hold, but Knight BACKDROPS! Claudio sunset flips it to have the legs for a GIANT SWING! The fans cheer as Knight goes around and around for FIVE, then Claudio steps through. Knight flails to fight it, so Claudio CATAPULTS Knight at the corner! Knight goes right up top! FLYING LARIAT! Knight hurries to climb again, and he takes aim for the MOTHERSHIP SPLASH!! Cover, KNIGHT WINS!

Winner: Kevin Knight, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)

The Jet may have felt like an underdog champion, but he proved he is a rightful champion! Knight gets a mic to say, “Yo, yo, yo! Everett, Washington! Y’all miss me?” The fans cheer for that! Knight says shoutout to Claudio, by far one of the hardest hitting dudes, one of the strongest opponents Knight’s ever had. Give it up for Claudio. The fans do cheer Claudio, and Knight says he won’t let that stop him. The Jet is looking good, feeling even better, as your NEW TNT Champion, baby! The fans cheer for that, too. Knight says before he won this, he did lose the trios titles. Speedball, Knight knows you’re beating yourself up over that, but don’t take it personally, he doesn’t blame you.

And as they say, when one door closes, another one opens. Sometimes you gotta slow down to speed back up, and The Jet is riding high, baby! The fans cheer again, and Knight says tonight, there’s a big one with Darby Allin VS MJF for the AEW World Heavyweight Championship! And well, Knight will keep a close eye on that one, because #Jet2Belts sounds #2Fly! Knight is ready to add even more golden luggage to the flight log, but will his flight plan be headed for The Scumbag from Long Island? Or will it be the hometown hero in Darby Allin?

 

Renee Paquette is in the ring.

Spring Breakthru returns as she says to welcome the legendary Chris Jericho! The fans cheer as The Demo God, The Ayatollah of Rock ‘n’ Rolla, The Nueve, Y2J makes his entrance. Jericho gets pyro while he struts down the ramp and the fans sing along with Judas. Jericho joins Renee in the ring, and Renee says it is so good to see him, and the fans are sure happy to see him. Jericho fires the fans up more and they chant his name. Renee says maybe not everyone is happy, since last week, Ricochet came out here and said Jericho would be rusty. Clearly, from the match on Sunday, that is not the case. How did Jericho feel his first match back?

Jericho know show he feels being back in Everett, Washington tonight. But he feels so happy to be back in AEW. It was great to be back in the ring at Dynasty. One of his favorite matches in a long time, in front of a great crowd. Even though Jericho lost, he didn’t loss because of rust or overexcitement, it was because he was outnumbered 3v1. The fans agree with that. Jericho still gives credit where credit is due, congrats to Ricochet for probably the biggest win- Oh, well, Ricochet makes his way out here, The Gates of Agony by his side. Ricochet has a mic to tell the fans to sit down, shut up, and listen! The fans chant “BALD!” instead.

Ricochet then tells Jericho that he meant every single word when he said he respects Jericho. And after that valiant performance at Dynasty, Ricochet respects Jericho even more. But Jericho didn’t listen to Ricochet at all, did he? No, he signed his contract and got himself hurt, just like Ricochet said Jericho would. And on top of that, Ricochet had to do it! The opportunity was in the palm of his hand, so he had to take Jericho out with his own move, the Lionsault! Or what will be renamed “The Ricosault.” The fans boo that idea, but Ricochet says he gives Jericho credit, Jericho didn’t completely embarrass himself. He did pretty good, but just not good enough to overcome the rise of Ricochet.

The fans tell Ricochet to STFU, but he says he’ll be out here all night if he wants! But as he was saying, Jericho wasn’t good enough to beat Ricochet, so maybe do yourself a favor and quite now while you’re ahead. Well, unless… Jericho is the king of reinvention. The Lionheart, the guy in the suits with the big words, the Demo God, the light up jacket, we’ve seen it all! So here’s an idea: Jericho becomes the guy who gets his ass beat by The Demand every single week he shows up! The fans boo again, but Ricochet says the fans must like that idea. Jericho can stick around after all and have the best run of his entire career!

Jericho asks Renee to please step aside. Jericho says first off, “The Ricosault?” That’s brutally bad. Secondly, bald. The fans chant “BALD!” But Jericho appreciates Ricochet coming out here, bald, and giving him some insight, because Jericho really respects Ricochet’s opinions, bald. The fans cheer and laugh, but Jericho continues by saying he knows what the game is here, weird shaped head. Ricochet is on stage with his goons, dumb and ugly, and they’re gonna back Ricochet up no matter what it is he says or does, bald. So here’s a proposition for you, bald. Why not leave his goons, dumb and ugly, on the stage, come on down here, bald, and face Jericho 1v1 right here in Everett, BALD!?

The fans fire up for that idea, but Ricochet says don’t think he doesn’t see what Jericho’s doing! He knows what Ricochet’s saying! Jericho doesn’t get to call Ricochet bald, and he’s not afraid to face Jericho 1v1! Well, Jericho feels Ricochet is too scared, and bald, to come down here. Ricochet says fine! Liona, Kaun, stay up here, and no matter what, let Ricochet handle this 1v1. Do not help him no matter what, understand? Ricochet drops the mic, takes off the jacket and the vest, and so does Jericho. Ricochet rushes the ring, Jericho dodges him, and then HIP TOSS! Jericho runs, and he LARIATS! The fans fire up but Ricochet waves to his guys!

Jericho stomps away, GOA run in, but Jericho fires hands! That’s still 3v1, so much for Ricochet honoring the deal! The fans boo, but The Demand let off, only for Jericho to go after them again! Jericho gets mugged again, then they CLOSE THE GATES on Jericho! The fans boo harder but then Ricochet gets an idea. LIONSAULT! The fans boo again, but now The Demand stand tall. Will Jericho have to go back to the drawing board to gameplan a way to defeat Bald, Dumb & Ugly?

 

AEW shares more footage from after Dynasty.

Renee Paquette found Don Callis & Kazuchika Okada to ask them what happened out there against The Young Bucks. Callis says what happened was that there was a 2v1 situation, two Bucks, one Rainmaker! But then Callis spots Takeshita and confronts him. What happened? The Alpha says that was an accident. Oops. He’s so sorry~! Takeshita mocks Okada, Okada throws his armbands at Takeshita, then insults him in Japanese. Callis says it’s okay, they’re not done, they’ll work this out. But is Callis the one who needs to work out that things aren’t okay in the Don Callis Family?

 

Will Ospreay VS Hechicero!

The Aerial Assassin told Kenny Omega to keep his chin up, and surely Ospreay is taking his own advice. Will the #BillyGOAT get back on the horse by taking down the CMLL World Heavyweight Champion? Or will the Alchemist of Lucha simply add insult to injury?

But wait, Don Callis makes his entrance. Callis says he has something important to say. And in his horrible Espanol, Callis says, “Todos los personas del Everett, Washington that is muy, muy stupido, from the great country of Mexico…! Es un cabra muy super intendoooooooo~! YO! SOY! HE-CHI-CEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!” So it’s been how long and no one has told Don he gets that wrong? That aside, Hechi makes his entrance with new music and more pyro. The bell rings and the fans fire up for Ospreay. Ospreay and Hechi feel things out, tie up, and Hechi puts Ospreay on the ropes. The fans sing “OSPREAY~ OSPREAY OSPREAY OSPREAY~!” while the ref counts.

Hechi and Ospreay go along the ropes, but the ref counts again. Hechi grabs a leg, sweeps the other, then keeps on Ospreay with a toehold. Ospreay grabs at Hechi but Hechi knuckle locks that hand. Hechi ties Ospreay up in a modified figure four, but Ospreay fights up into headscissors! Ospreay hits a twisting rana and has Hechi down! Hechi kicks Ospreay away, Ospreay goes to a corner, and Callis joins commentary, even as fans cuss him out. Osperay and Hechi reset, feel things out, and Ospreay goes for a leg. Hechi steps over, rolls Ospreay, but Ospreay slips around to get the arm. Hechi rolls Ospreay again, TWO!

Hechi has the legs, he turns Ospreay around, and then pulls hair to bend the neck! The ref counts, Hechi lets go, and Hechi hooks Ospreay up into a cradle, TWO! Ospreay hits a headlock takeover, but Hechi headscissors back. Ospreay fights around, hops around, and he handsprings through! The fans cheer, but then the neck and shoulder bother Ospreay. Hechi BLINDSIDE DROPKICKS Ospreay down! Hechi shows off with drop steps while the fans are torn. Hechi stomps Ospreay, CLUBS him, then CHOPS! Ospreay hobbles away but Hechi whips Ospreay to ropes. Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! The fans fire up while Hechi bails out!

Ospreay gets the fans to join in with “OI! OI! OI!” then he goes to the ropes. Ospreay PLANCHAS and brings Hechi down! The fans fire up as Ospreay stands tall while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Ospreay shakes out his arm, then he stomps Hechi. Ospreay stands Hechi up, throws him into railing, then CHOPS him to the corner. Ospreay ROCKS Hechi, then brings him around, only for Hechi to fire body shots. Ospreay fires back with forearms and UPPERCUTS. They go around the way before Ospreay puts Hechi in the corner. Ospreay warns Callis and even Lance Archer, then he BOOTS Hechi down. Ospreay leads fans in taunting Callis, then he bumps Hechi off buckles. Ospreay climbs up and he rains down fists! Ospreay goes all the way to TEN, but Hechi lifts him off the corner! Ospreay fights free, and WHEEL KICKS Hechi down!

Ospreay drags Hechi around, steps through, and has the FIGURE FOUR! Ospreay shows he can do technical wrestling, too! Hechi endures, even as Ospreay puts on the pressure. Hechi CLUBS the leg, twists the foot, but Ospreay puts on more pressure! Hechi reaches out, and makes the ROPEBREAK! Ospreay lets Hechi go, then stomps him down. Ospreay steps through on the spinning toehold! Ospreay ELBOWS Hechi down, then stalks him to ropes. Spring Breakthru returns to single picture as Hechi fires a body shot, but Ospreay fires a forearm! They trade shots, and Ospreay spots Marina Shafir in the crowd.

Ospreay warns The Problem, but Marina says she’s just here to watch. Ospreay whips but Hechi reverses to duck the kick, and pump handle Ospreay into a modified abdominal stretch! Hechi then scoops Ospreay, but Ospreay slips free and waistlocks. Hechi switches, Ospreay switches, repeat! Hechi hammerlocks and swings Ospreay around, MAD SCIENTIST BACKBREAKER! Hechi then shoves Ospreay to a corner and JUMP KNEES in the back! The fans are torn while Ospreay falls, and Marina acts unimpressed. Hechi covers, TWO! Ospreay grits his teeth as he rises up but Hechi stomps him. Hechi then BOOTS Ospreay to the ropes.

Hechi whips and SPINEBUSTERS Ospreay, then steps through for the spinning toehold! Hechi then steps over to TWIST Ospreay’s arm! Then Hechi pushes Ospreay down for the NECK TWIST! The fans boo but Hechi runs to WERCK Ospreay with the dropkick! Ospreay is on the floor and Marina chuckles. Hechi puts Ospreay in the ring, then hooks up the legs. Hechi CLUBS Ospreay to get the arms, and then he pulls Ospreay back, up, and away! ROMERO SPECIAL! The fans rally as Ospreay endures, but Hechi pulls hair! The ref reprimands, Hechi THROWS Ospreay away, and Hechi stomps Ospreay around.

Hechi CLUBS Ospreay, Ospreay ROCKS Hechi again and again. Hechi KNEES low, then whips, but Ospreay handsprings to NEURALIZER KICK! The fans fire up while both men are down! Ospreay goes to the apron, springboards back in, PIP PIP CHEERIO! Cover, TWO! Hechi survives, but Ospreay sets up for a STANDING SKY TWISTER! Cover, TWO! Hechi survives but Ospreay stays calm. The fans rally for Ospreay, he reels Hechi in, but Hechi resists. Ospreay fires Kawada Kicks, then a CHOP! Hechi roars and eggs Ospreay on! Hechi even brings down the straps! Ospreay nods, but Hechi blocks a chop, then ducks the rest!

The fans cheer as Hechi kicks low, then whips. Ospreay handsprings the hip toss to ENZIGIRI! Hechi goes to a corner, Ospreay runs up, but Hechi hits the HEADSCISSOR GUILLOTINE! Ospreay writhes but Hechi covers, ROPEBREAK! Callis is furious but that’s a fair, legal move! Hechi rains down fists while Callis distracts the ref with the arguing! The ref reprimands them all, Hechi stops, and the ref wants Doc Sampson to check this. The fans cuss out Callis and boo Hechi while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Doc checks Ospreay, but Marina shakes her head. Hechi puts the straps back up, and Doc checks Ospreay’s arm and shoulder. Ospreay grits his teeth as he manages to stand, but that pain brings him back to his knees. Hechi DROPKICKS Ospreay in the head! The ref reprimands but Hechi drags Ospreay out. Hechi fireman’s carries and hits SNAKE EYES off the barriers! Ospreay falls, now clutching his chin and neck area. Marina feigns concern as the ref has Hechi back off while Doc checks Ospreay again. Ospreay sits up again, perhaps too stubborn about this, but Hechi BOOTS him! Ospreay flounders into the ring but Hechi is right after him!

Hechi clamps on a headscissors squeeze, and he throws down elbows and fists on Ospreay’s head! Ospreay endures, even as Hechi grabs an arm and bends the fingers! Hechi CLUBS Ospreay again and again, but Ospreay manages the ROPEBREAK! Hechi lets Ospreay go, but then scuffs him and kicks him around. Hechi drags Ospreay up, wrenches the arm, and reels Ospreay into a COBRA TWIST! Spring Breakthru returns to single picture while Ospreay endures. Ospreay fights free, fires hands, then runs, only for Hechi to HOTSHOT him into the SLEEPER! The ref counts but Hechi lets go at 4. Hechi argues with the ref, but Ospreay runs back in!

Hechi DUMPS Ospreay out, then builds speed to FLY! Down goes Ospreay at the ramp! The fans fire up with Hechi and he puts Ospreay in the ring. Hechi goes up, up, and casts his spell as he hits the BLINDSIDE FLYING LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay survives and the fans fire up again! Hechi suplexes, but into STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRE! Callis says that was good, but the arm doesn’t look good. Ospreay runs up on Hechi, but Hedchi BOOTS him away! Hechi goes up, but Ospreay tucks him in! CHEEKY NANDOS! And then a Canadian Rack, but Hechi fights free! Small package, but Ospreay tips it over! Hechi tips it back, TWO!!

Both men stand, Hechi runs up, but Ospreay catches him to a backslide, TWO! Both men stand again, but Ospreay dodges to HOOK KICK! Ospreay then calls his shot, and he springboards, OSC- NO! Hechi stops the cutter, DOUBLE PUMP HANDLE FLIP! Then the REVERSE MONKEY FLIP! ARMBAR!! Hechi CLUBS away on Ospreay before he pulls that arm! Ospreay fights around, stacks to a cover, ONE! TRIANGLE HOLD! Ospreay just powers up to deadlift Hechi, but Hechi drags him back down! Ospreay endures the Triangle Hold, rolls back up, and powers up enough for a STYLES CLASH!! The fans are thunderous as Ospreay rises again!

Ospreay aims, for HIDDEN BLADE!! Cover, Ospreay wins!!

Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall

Callis says fine, on to Plan B! What does that mean? Callis says you’ll just have to wait and see. Ospreay stares Marina down, seemingly wanting her to send a message to Moxley. But wait, MARK DAVIS LARIATS OSPREAY DOWN! Plan B is more like Plan D, as in Dunkzilla! COUNT TO PAIN!! The piledriver takes Ospreay down! Will #DangerousDavis prove to be hazardous for Ospreay’s health?

 

Renee Paquette is on stage.

She says this has been an incredible night for Spring Breakthru, but then Thekla immediately interrupts from… somewhere… with a whiny, mocking, “No~, niet~, nein~!” The Toxic Spider creeps in from up in the crowd, and she tells Renee that Renee looks good tonight. But not a single person here paid to see Renee flap her lips, when the Toxic Spider is in the house! The fans do cheer Thekla, and she says she just wanted to remind everybody that she marched into Dynasty THE AEW Women’s World Champion, and she defeated the great Jamie Hayter. “I beat her ass good!” And then she walked out still the champion.

Y’all better get used to that! Because this industry is filled with nothing but dumb b*tches! But then Alex Windsor storms out on stage to interrupt Thekla! “Did you really think I was gonna let you say that you actually beat Jamie Hayter? No, no, no, and I’m certainly not gonna let you waltz around tonight when I should beat the piss out of you right bloody now!” Thekla says wow, wow, wow. She says the word “dumb b*tch,” and one magically appears! Why is Alex so angry? Don’t blame Thekla that Alex’s best friend lost, or that her husband lost for that matter. Alex tells Thekla that she’s forgetting she’s not the only champion.

You are looking at THE NJPW Strong Women’s Champion, Alex WINDSAAA~! The fans cheer, and Alex asks if Thekla wonders what they say about her in Japan. What do they say in Japan? They don’t call Thekla a champ, they call her the girl who was stupid enough to get herself fired! Oi, oi, oi, mate, chill yer balls, oi! Thekla didn’t get fired. Well, okay, she did. BUT…! Only because they couldn’t handle her, just like no one in AEW can handle Thekla! Oh, nobody can handle Thekla? Okay, alright. Windsor gets in the ring, and says she’ll handle Thekla right now! How about NO~! Alexa says fine, champ, have it your way.

How about Thekla puts that lovely title on the line, and Alex will meet Thekla back here on Collision? Alright, Thekla likes that. But then The Sisters of Sin rush in from outta nowhere! But Alex HEADBUTTS Skye and LARIATS Julia! So much for that sneak attack! Thekla still smiles, then hurries off before Alex can rush the crowd! Will Thekla take out both Brawling Birds in the same week? Or will Alex make herself a double champion?

 

The Death Riders speak.

Jon Moxley says he actually likes surprises. Someone like Will Ospreay, who he’s known and studied for a long time, doesn’t surprise him. Marina Shafir walks in and Moxley asks how Ospreay looked. Rough? Green around the gills? Oh, yeah. Maybe Moxley has a talent for seeing exactly how all the dominos fall, maybe he just gets lucky, or maybe he just pays more attention. But Ospreay showed Moxley his cards, they were on the table, so don’t get mad at Moxley. Contrary to popular belief, Moxley doesn’t take pleasure in the suffering of others. Though, there can be beauty in it. Moxley prefers life over death, light over darkness, but you don’t get one without the other.

What was that kid’s name again? Nick Wayne. Right, tomorrow is the biggest night of Nick’s life. Continental Championship Eliminator on Collision. Moxley doesn’t know much about Nick, so please, please, surprise him. But this is Continental Rules, adult stuff, for grownups. So please, leave Mommy in the back. Will The Prodigy prove he can man up and do things on his own? Or will Moxley just add him to the long list of names of those who can’t keep up?

 

AEW TBS Championship: Willow Nightingale VS Kamille!

The Babe with the Power wanted an Open Challenge for Dynasty, but the American Gladiator took a cheap shot as her way of saying hello, she’s back! Willow has had time to prepare for her payback, but will she have it? Or will the “Comeback Killer” be the one taken out tonight?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if the Face of TBS will still be smiling!

Kamille tries another cheap shot but Willow dodges! The bell rings as Willow fires forearms on Kamille and backs her into the corner! Willow fires shot after shot, stops as the ref counts, then bumps Kamille off buckles. Willow brings Kamille around, Kamille turns things around, but Willow blocks the buckle bump to SMACK Kamille off buckles again! Willow dribbles Kamille off buckles again and again, and Kamille staggers around. The fans cheer as Willow brings Kamille back around, but Kamille shoves her away. Kamille BOOTS the bad arm, then wrenches the arm to YANK it! The fans rally for Willow but Kamille whips her into a corner.

Kamille runs up but Willow dodges! Willow LARIATS again and again in the corner! The fans count, Willow goes to nine, then short arm- NO, Kamille BOOTS the bad arm again! Kamille snarls as she wrenches the arm and ELBOW BREAKERS! Then a wrench and YANK! Kamille clamps on and CLUBS away on the bad arm! Willow fires body shots, but Kamille YANKS the arm again! Willow goes back to a corner, but Kamille runs up, only for Willow to BOOT her! Kamille snarls, runs up again, but Willow puts her on the apron. Kamille blocks a shot to HOTSHOT the arm! Willow staggers away, Kamille storms up, but Willow CHOPS! CHOPS! CHOPS!

Willow CHOPS in the corner, then fires up with the fans. Willow whips but Kamille blocks it! The bad arm jams, and Kamille WRINGS it out! The fans boo but Kamille soaks it up, and she clamps onto the arm as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Kamille drops KNEE after KNEE on the arm, then pushes Willow to a cover, TWO! Willow toughs it out but Kamille clamps onto the arm again. Kamille whips Willow into the corner, then wraps the arm around the ropes. The ref counts while Willow suffers, but Kamille stops at 4. Kamille stalks Willow, stands her up, but Willow fires body shots. Kamille CLUBS Willow down, then drags her out to the apron. Kamille SLAMS the bad arm off the apron, then she soaks up the heat. Kamille mocks Willow’s bad arm, then goes back to the ring. Kamille clamps onto the arm but Willow fires body shots. Kamille pushes Willow down to Oklahoma Roll, TWO!

Kamille storms back up, but Willow cradles Kamille! TWO, and both women stand. Kamille wrenches the arm for the ARMBAR DDT! Willow writhes but Kamille covers, TWO! Kamille argues the count, then clamps on with a chinlock. Kamille shifts to an armlock, then ELBOWS away on the arm. Willow fight sup but Kamille CLUBS her back down! Kamille looms over Willow, but Willow kicks from below. Kamille clamps onto the arm again, and with a top wristlock! Willow endures, fights up, and fights around, to then fire body shots! Kamille CLUBS the bad arm again, then CLUBS Willow back down!

Spring Breakthru returns to single picture as Willow whips Kamille away. Kamille goes up, out, and slides under to roll willow up. But Willow avoids the boot to LARIAT! Willow runs to LARIAT again! Willow runs but Kamille LARIATS! Willow rebounds to LARIAT Kamille down! Kamille hurries to her feet while the fans cheer, but Willow dodges Kamille to POUNCE! PERIOD! Kamille flops around while the fans rally behind Willow! Willow runs to CANNONBALL! Willow drags Kamille to the cover, TWO! Kamille survives but Willow stays focused. Willow shakes the bad arm, drags Kamille back up, and reels her in!

Willow gut wrenches, but the bad arm holds her back! Kamille hits a FACEBUSTER! Kamille then goes to the corner, runs up on Willow, and hits the ROUGH RYDER! Cover, TWO!! Willow survives but Kamille stays right on her. Kamille fireman’s carries, but Willow sunset flips! Kamille stomps Willow to then drop a leg on the arm! Then she steps over and drops into the ARMBAR! The fans rally for Willow as she endures, but Kamille stomps Willow into breaking the grip! But Willow high stacks, TWO! Kamille stands, wrenches, and she WRINGS the arm again! Willow writhes but Kamille keeps after her!

Kamille scoops Willow, but Willow slips free! Willow shoves Kamille into buckles, backslides her, WILLOW WINS!!

Winner: Willow Nightingale, by pinfall (still AEW TBS Champion)

Another match, another night where Willow snatches victory from the jaws of defeat! Another comeback killed, and we cut backstage to see Kris Statlander & Hikaru Shida applauding. Shida congratulates their great friend on another great victory. Doesn’t Stat agree? Shida interrupts Kris before she can even start, going on in Japanese, then goes back to English to say that last Saturday, Shida & Stat made a great team! Two AEW Originals! Kris keeps wanting to talk but Shida seems to compliment herself in Japanese. Shida says they will keep it going on Collision tomorrow night! She can’t wait! So, see you there, Kris!

Shida leaves before Kris can say anything, but will actions speak louder than words when The Galaxy’s Greatest & The Shining Samurai step back into the ring?

 

Backstage interview with Darby Allin.

Renee walks ‘n’ talks with the #1 contender, and says this is it: AEW World Championship. The stakes don’t get higher than this. Any last words before he goes out there? Darby wants to say something, but STING is there to see him off! “You ready?” Darby nods and says, “You got anything for me?” Sting says no, Darby already knows what to do, he just has to get out there and do it. Darby nods and fist bumps Sting. It’s showtime. No, not showtime, it’s YOUR TIME, Darby! Now, go take it. The Icon seeds Darby off, are we about to have a Relentless AEW World Champion?

AEW World Championship: MJF VS Darby Allin!

Spring Breakthru returns from one last commercial break, and it IS time! The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and ready or not, Dynamite is about to end with an instant classic!

The bell rings and the fans fire up for Darby as he stares down with MJF. Darby rises slowly while MJF is already moving with some anxious energy. The fans chant, “F him up, Darby, F him up!” Darby and MJF circle, but then MJF says timeout! The fans boo, there’s no timeouts in this kind of match! MJF says he forgot about the Dynamite Diamond Ring! MJF takes it out and hands it to Aubrey Edwards. Aubrey puts the ring aside, but MJF LOW BLOWS Darby! The fans boo as MJF still uses the diamond ring as an advantage! MJF then headlocks, and he calls the takeover. But Darby SHOVES MJF at Aubrey!

Aubrey shields herself in the ropes, but then Darby LOW BLOWS MJF!! The fans go nuts as MJF tastes karma, and then he gets a SCORPION DEATH DROP!! Darby goes up top, for a COFFIN DROP!! Then another COFFIN DROP!! The fans are thunderous and Darby is all fired up! Darby makes sure MJF is in place for a THIRD COFFIN DROP!! MJF scrambles around but Darby puts him in another drop zone! A FOURTH COFFIN DROP!! Seattle is erupting as Darby hits the headlock takeover! Cover, DARBY WINS!!!

Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall (NEW AEW World Champion)

Seattle EXPLODES with celebration! Because yes, Darby didn’t just win, he didn’t just win with a headlock takeover, he won to become THE AEW World Champion!! The locker room hurries out here to celebrate, from The Conglomeration to The Rascalz to The Outrunners, Brodido, JetSpeed, and The Young Bucks! Confetti flies as the pyro goes off on stage! Darby stands tall in his hometown, family and friends here to see it with their own eyes! And of course, IT’S STIIIING~! Sting howls in celebration for Darby and the fans join in! The blood, the glass, the fire, the climb, not just up Mount Everest but in AEW, it was ALL worth it! Will AEW be all in on Darby Allin?


My Thoughts:

An awesome Dynamite to not just be Spring Breakthru but to follow Dynasty. I loved how they played this with MJF and Darby Allin. MJF didn’t pay attention to anything, not even texts and calls form AEW, the entire time he was celebrating his win over Omega, so of course Darby’s challenge caught him off-guard. Now granted, I thought MJF VS Darby was going to be the main event from the start, but Bryan Danielson getting to give that news was a nice way to bring him into this. I know AEW doesn’t like to copy WWE, but there should be a GM to make these decisions. That said, I also love how they played the main event. The takeover as the pinfall was perfect, given the history between Darby and MJF, and what a great moment for Darby to celebrate with all the Faces, Sting included.

Great match from Ciampa VS Dez, and Ciampa wanting right at the top works just fine for him. Ciampa never got to be top champ on WWE main roster, or even compete for it, but he’ll make a great AEW main eventer. Great TNT Championship match from Knight VS Claudio, great win for Knight, and maybe not surprisingly, he again throws his hat into the world title picture. I feel like challengers for the TNT title should be keeping him busy instead, but maybe Ciampa VS Knight establishes a clear contender going into Double or Nothing. Great TBS Championship match from Willow VS Kamille, and Willow getting another win via backslide is good story. Her arm is bad, Kamille is tough, a quick pin teases they could do this again for Double or Nothing.

Very good promo from Kris & Shida right after the TBS title, even with it being Shida talking nonstop and Kris left uncertain about the team-up. They’ll surely win their match on Collision but I feel like the team is already going to fall apart and set up a match that sends one of them after a title. Thekla and Windsor had a very good promo, and setting up a Women’s World Championship match is great stuff. I would think Thekla cheats another win, or at least tries. Jamie Hayter could back Windsor up, only for the Sisters of Sin to complicate things. Not sure what the title match for Double or Nothing is going to be, though…

Great promo from Omega and Ospreay, great match from Ospreay VS Hechicero. It was a little scary when Doc was checking Ospreay’s neck, but maybe that was just them playing up the injury for story. And with Don Callis Family picking on Ospreay again, I wonder if Omega backs Ospreay up and they have another team-up, but against Don Callis Family. Though, that feels like rehashing old material when you think about it. Moxley had a good promo, and pretty clear he’ll beat Nick Wayne, but there might be more with Death Riders and Ospreay. I wonder if there’s a possibility of a Triple Threat Tag, Omega & Ospreay VS Moxley & Claudio VS Mark Davis & Hechicero, just so all stories can be told at once.

And very good stuff with Jericho and The Demand. Another hilarious and brilliant promo from Jericho, but of course he gets beat up 3v1. Again, Jericho either gets another faction going, reunites an old one, or at least has a team-up with someone who also dislikes The Demand. But in the end, we know this will result in Ricochet VS Jericho 1v1 again, Jericho gets his win back, and that compels a tiebreaker. Not exactly the Jericho Vortex but it’s not not the Jericho Vortex.

My Score: 9/10

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