Opinion
How Curt Hawkins Can Make 2018 His Year
You might find this hard to believe: WWE is lying to you about the Curt Hawkins Losing Streak.
I know, it shocked me as well. But after looking at the Pro Wrestling Database’s records, I can tell you that the Prince of Queens’ losing streak sits at one-hundred & fourteen matches, not the one-hundred & fifty-two that WWE wants you to believe. That number includes some battle royal appearances & a ton of tag team matches. I’m being as liberal as I can be with the count here.
His most recent victory in a WWE-sanctioned match was back on November 8, 2016 when he defeated Apollo Crews at a SmackDown Live taping in Glasgow, Scotland.
Hawkins had to have high hopes after that match. He’d been back with WWE a little bit over a month at that point after a successful run in the indies. People were facing the facts. His win-loss record had been mixed, but he’d picked up a win here & there. Beating Crews in a little over a minute was surely a sign he was headed in the right direction.
He wasn’t. Crews defeated Hawkins in five consecutive singles matches afterwards, then was on the winning end of six straight ten-man tag team matches where they were on opposite sides. Hawkins never recovered from that ending to 2016, and spent the entirety of 2017 looking up at the lights. The closest he got to a win involved two straight weeks where Dean Ambrose beat him up before they could start the match. Not even a move to Raw in the Superstar Shakeup helped Hawkins get out of his funk. He had the same number of victories in 2017 that the Cleveland Browns did.
Sometimes guys just fall into these ruts. Barry Horowitz went years between victories. It took Kenta Kobashi over a year before he got his first win as a professional wrestler. The Hardy Boyz got beat like drums for a couple of years before breaking out & becoming one of WWE’s greatest tag teams.
Not to toot my own horn too much, but I’ve been observing professional wrestling almost as long as Curt Hawkins has been alive. I might not have the in-ring expertise that many wrestlers think is necessary to have an opinion, but you won’t find too many people more in tune with the game than me. Here’s some tips I would give Hawkins if he came to me looking for advice on how to further his career.
Positive Mental Attitude
Most losing streaks develop because a wrestler has lost confidence in themselves. You can see it in their eyes. Even if they talk a good game, you can tell that they don’t really believe it. Hawkins occasionally gets promo time and talks about how he’s going to make people into stars. He sounds confident, but when you look into his eyes you know he’s going to lose because he doesn’t believe a word he’s saying. It’s like somebody handed him a script or something.
I myself have had a self-confidence problem for most of my life. Recently, I’ve decided to cast that aside and carry a positive mental attitude. The biggest opponent in my way was myself. My self-doubts were just as big as Braun Strowman or anybody else Hawkins lost to in 2017. I wasn’t going to reach my goals unless I believed I would.
Curt Hawkins isn’t going to win a match unless he believes he will.
Develop A Finishing Move
A lot of wrestlers out there just need one move to call it a night. Randy Orton has the RKO. Brock Lesnar has the F5. I have no idea what Curt Hawkins’ finishing move is. Wikipedia tells me he uses a top rope elbow drop, which hasn’t finished anybody off since Randy Savage was doing it. He also uses something called the Taste of Pain, which apparently is a hangman’s facebuster.
Listen, the only person that’s been tasting pain during Curt Hawkins’ matches is Curt Hawkins himself. He needs to go back to the gym and figure out something that will be devastating enough to put his opponents away.
Make Some Better Friends
One of Hawkins’ problems, I think, is that he’s a bit of a loner. You rarely see him on television with anybody else. He used to be tag team partners with Zack Ryder, then Lance Archer, but Archer’s busy winning championships in New Japan while Ryder’s busy on SmackDown putting Mojo Rawley over. His tag team matches not on television typically involve an eclectic bunch of misfits. Curtis Axel, Dash Wilder, Bo Dallas…it doesn’t seem like there’s a bunch of rhyme or reason to it.
Except…I mean, Axel & Dallas are already riding Miz’s coattails. They don’t have the best win-loss record either, but aligning with Miz has certainly helped their mindset. I would see if I could join the Miztourage as well, and if that doesn’t work out, find somebody else to align with.
Everybody needs a little help from their friends. Or just some friends in general.
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— Brian Myers (@TheCurtHawkins) January 1, 2018
Quit Wrestling Apollo Crews
Four out of Hawkins’ last six defeats have been singles or tag matches involving Crews. I see what Curt’s thinking here. Apollo’s record in matches with people other than Curt Hawkins is abysmal. He’s one of the lowest rated competitors on the Raw roster right now. The thing is, Crews has Hawkins’ number. Whatever Curt’s doing in matches with Titus O’Neil’s charge isn’t working.
It’s like Roger Federer trying to beat Rafael Nadal on clay. Move on to something else.
Become a Cruiserweight
One of the great things about being on the Raw roster is there’s plenty of opportunity. For one thing, there’s three hours to fill every week. It’s much easier to get booked on that show than it can be for SmackDown Live performers. Also, there’s the fact that the Cruiserweight Division gets a couple of matches every week. This is where I see a really good chance for Hawkins to break out.
Curt currently weighs in at 223 lbs. You math majors out there know that means he needs to drop eighteen pounds to qualify for Cruiserweight status. As somebody that dropped sixty pounds in 2017, I know what it takes to change your body & make yourself leaner & meaner. All Hawkins needs to do is change his diet, do plenty of cardio, and in time he’ll be ready for 205 Live. I’d set a goal of getting to 205 by WrestleMania. Six pounds a month is an achievable feat.
Or, he could just do what Goldust did and randomly come down when somebody needs a tag team partner. If Goldust is allowed to wrestle the cruisers, I see no reason why Hawkins can’t.
Hey, it’s a new year. That means it can be time for a new Curt Hawkins. At thirty-two years of age, he still has plenty of time to find himself as a performer & live up to the potential he had both times he signed with WWE. The current WWE Champion & Universal Champion are both forty years old. Maybe in eight years, Curt Hawkins will be rolling into the Road to WrestleMania with one of those championships around his waist. Stranger things have happened.
Keep in mind that I could have written a column just like this about Jinder Mahal at this time in 2017. Now he’s the all-time GOAT!
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Chris King: Was Randy Orton Simply Repeating History At WrestleMania 42?
Could the WWE WrestleMania 42 results for Randy Orton lead to repeated history at Backlash?
Could the WWE WrestleMania 42 results for Randy Orton lead to repeated history at Backlash?
WrestleMania 42 Night One is in the rear view, as Cody Rhodes retained his WWE Undisputed Championship. While Pat McAfee tried to involve himself in the title match, Jelly Roll took his ass out. Randy Orton utilized every single move in his arsenal and even the champion’s to win his fifteenth championship. Unfortunately, due to Pat’s shenanigans, Orton was unable to get the job done, and Rhodes secured the victory.
There have been rumors about Orton and Pat vs. Rhodes and Jelly Roll in a tag team match at this year’s Backlash PLE. It wasn’t until after last night that got me thinking, what if they repeat history when Orton won the championship in 2009? Orton, along with Legacy (Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, and Ted DiBiase Jr.), made it his life’s goal to destroy HHH and the McMahon family all the way up to WrestleMania 25. Orton punted both Vince and Shane and even hit a DDT on HHH’s wife. Stephanie. The psychological games weren’t enough though, as Orton didn’t win the title then either at Mania.
The next night on Monday Night Raw, Batista made his long-awaited return to the ring to help HHH against Legacy. In the weeks leading up to the event, Rhodes, Orton, and DiBiase Jr. would get the upper hand, destroying everyone. HHH would put his title on the line in a massive six-man tag team match alongside Shane and Batista versus Legacy. If Orton’s team won the match, then he would win the championship.
What if this huge stipulation were placed on the rumored tag team match, and Orton found a way to win the WWE Championship at Backlash? The WWE Universe might not be happy about the way Orton wins the title, but as long as Orton gets his fifteenth title, does it really matter? Maybe punting Rhodes was just the start of Orton listening to the voices and doing whatever he has to do to win the championship?
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Chris King Looks Back: WWE WrestleMania 36
Chris King takes a look back at one of the most surreal wrestling events of all time, 2020’s WWE WrestleMania 36!
Chris King takes a look back at one of the most surreal wrestling events of all time, 2020’s WWE WrestleMania 36!
As we get geared up for WrestleMania 42, one of my favorite things to do is go back and watch previous Manias and find that special magic again. Six years ago, we were living in a worldwide pandemic and nothing felt the same. WrestleMania 36 was supposed to be held in Tampa Bay but, unfortunately it took place inside of the Performance Center.
For the first time in WWE history, WrestleMania was split into two nights, which would become a constant going forward. Each night would feature a plethora of matches including Goldberg vs. Braun Strowman for the Universal Championship, Seth Rollins vs. Kevin Owens, AJ Styles vs. The Undertaker in a Boneyard Match, and Brock Lesnar vs. Drew McIntyre for the WWE Championship.
On Night one, one of the greatest bouts with an incredible build would be ‘The Messiah’ Seth Rollins vs. Kevin Owens. Rollins had been fighting for the greater good flanked by The Authors of Pain and Buddy Matthews and blatantly destroying Owens on multiple occasions. Rollins portrayed the perfect manipulating heel here.
The resilient ‘Prizefighter’ was so sick of Rollins’ crap that he challenged him to a match at Mania. What started as a simple match, quickly turned into an all out brawl with no disqualifications. Both superstars fought all over the ringside area, and KO would climb off the huge WrestleMania sign and hit a massive elbow drop! Owens would pick up the huge victory over The Messiah.
Braun Strowman would challenge Goldberg for the Universal Championship in what was relatively a squash match. Roman Reigns was supposed to challenge Goldberg, butdue to health concerns, he took a hiatus from WWE. ‘The Monster Among Men’ would take four massive Spears from the veteran and retaliate with four running power slams to win his first Universal Championship!
The main event of night one saw The Undertaker battle AJ Styles in a really fun and chaotic boneyard match. This dream match was supposed to take place in front of 75,000 screaming fans but, this was truly the perfect ending to Taker’s illustrious career. Styles had some massive balls calling out his opponent by calling him by his official name and disrespecting his family. ‘The Phenomenal One’ just kept poking the bear all the way into their match. Watching Styles arrive in Undertaker fashion inside of a coffin and give a maniacal laugh was hilarious. All the games were over after Taker rode in on his motorcycle to beat his ass!
The Deadman would have to face off against The OC, and even his druids to shut his opponent up once and for all. Taker delivering a massive chokeslam and tombstone piledriver on the roof was a sight to see. Taker kicked Styles right into his own grave and rode off into the darkness, as usual! The Undertaker cross symbol blaring through the fire while Metallica plays was iconic! Taker would be so satisfied with the cinematic match that he would formally retire later that year!
Night Two of WrestleMania 36 was awesome and electric, as Edge faced off with his greatest former friend now rival Randy Orton in a last man standing match, John Cena faced off with ‘The Fiend’ Bray Wyatt inside the Firefly Funhouse, and Drew McIntyre looks to win his first-every WWE championship from ‘The Beast Incarnate’ Brock Lesnar!
Edge made his shocking return at the 2020 Royal Rumble, after a career-ending neck injury. Randy Orton was excited to see his former Rated-RKO partner but he quickly put a stop to a reunion in a disgusting manner. Orton delivering a vicious Concerto to Edge and hitting an RKO on Beth Phoenix brought back flashbacks to ‘09 Orton and his feud with Triple H!
‘The Viper’ came out of nowhere disguised as a cameraman to hit an RKO to start the match. Orton was a mastermind here playing the sinister antagonist to Edge’s comeback story. Both superstars went to war throughout the performance center in a hard-hitting performance. Orton choking out Edge while saying “I’ll always love you, man” was just vile and really fun to watch. Edge finally got the advantage in the gym area using the machines to gain some revenge.
They fought through the backstage areas, a boardroom all the way to the top of an NXT production truck. Orton hitting his signature draping DDT on the bed of a pickup truck was nasty. The Viper tried to Punt Edge’s lights out but, got hit with a massive spear. Edge got the final shot hitting Orton with a devastating Concerto to win the match!
John Cena entered The Firefly Funhouse for one of most spectacular cinematic masterpieces of all time. This match was a cinematic journey of John Cena’s history within the company, and looking back at his greatest failures. It was so interesting to see how his future could have been way different had he turned heel, instead of maintaining being a babyface who was shoved down our throats for years! Bray Wyatt as ‘The Fiend’ finally got his comeuppance after Cena refused to put him over at Mania 30.
Wyatt was red-hot at that time but, Cena gave him his greatest defeat of his career. The Fiend may not have been created if it wasn’t for this loss on the grandest stage of them all. Wyatt would defeat Cena and go on to become the Universal Champion months later.
The final match of the grand event was Drew McIntyre defeating Brock Lesnar to win his first WWE Championship. After Lesnar’s impressive performance at the Royal Rumble, McIntyre humiliated him by eliminating him and punching his ticket to the biggest match of his career. The way WWE hyped McIntyre is very similar to how they are hyping Oba Femi right now. They made him look like an unstoppable beast.
The match started with a free trip to Suplex City followed by a F5 for a kickout at one! Lesnar’s eyes grew wide as his opponent kept coming back. ‘The Scottish Warrior’ would not stay down and, The Beast was getting pissed. McIntyre would ultimately slay the beast hitting four massive Claymore kicks to win his first WWE Championship! Paul Heyman has a look of shock and disappointment as McIntyre poses with his title. What a way to end WrestleMania 36!
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